So Call Me Maybe?

Other boys try to chase me

6:30 a.m

"Hoy, Nadine! Bumangon ka na diyan."

Hearing my roommate's booming voice woke me up from my not-so-great-but-not-so-bad-dream. Honestly, I don't even remember what I dreamt about.

I cracked my eyes open, groaning. It was still dark outside. Si Yassi naman oh. Alam niya naman na when the sky's not awake, I'm not awake.

I stuck my hand out from the covers since I never fail to wrap myself like a burrito every night. I felt around for my phone, wanting to check the time.

Ay sus. 6:02 a.m pa lang naman. 5 minutes wouldn't hurt.

I smiled at that thought and snuggled back into my covers. I would rather be a burrito right now than a functioning human.

My thoughts about burritos were cut short when I got hit by something. Hard.

"Aray!"

I grabbed the insulting object and scrunched my eyebrows together in irritation.

"Yassi, I told you to never throw pillows at me!"

"Well, I told you to wake up, but you didn't. Sucks to suck, babe." Yassi replied as she stood by the foot of my bed, about to grab my tortillas--I meant blankets. I totally meant blankets.

Better stop with the burrito thoughts, Nadine. Nagugutom ka na ata.

I jumped out of my bed before she can continue with her evil plan.

"I'm up, I'm up! No need to get violent with my tortillas, este blankets pala." I shrieked, putting my hands up as a sign of surrender.

A look of confusion was plastered on Yassi's face when I mentioned my tortilla blankets.

"What the heck, Nadine." She rolled her eyes and stared at me like I grew a second head.

Yassi proceeded to walk out of my room while I stared longingly at my bed. It's definitely my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.

"Nadine Alexis, I swear if you don't get your ass into the bathroom, I'm hiding all your video games."

Yassi's harsh threat brought me out of my sleepy longingness. I ran to my bathroom, knowing that Yassi Pressman meant what she said.

"Tae ka, Lunes."

7:40 a.m

Welp. Nahabaan ata ang shower ko.

I was now sitting in front of my vanity mirror, brushing my now blow dried hair. I was adorned in a yellow sleeveless dress and black pumps. I grabbed my mascara and started to apply it on my lashes.

*bzzzzt bzzzt*

My usual morning routine was interrupted by my phone's buzzing. I picked it up and unlocked it.

Fr: fuckboi #3

Good morning beautiful. :* You and me, coffee at 11. Stay sexy.