goku is here

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by kinkshamemedio

by kinkshamemedio

Dio Brando woke up one morning, it was a good day. He saw the sun shining, it was no longer a good day. Dio Brando looked at the sun, he was angry, "WHAt th E FUC kING HE essUN ! sTOP THIS IMMEDITATUY DIE, i hate sun i feel hate" he shouted out the window. dio jumps out the window and runs through the yard, he hides himself from the sun with his big 'ol yaoi hand. he sees cherry man ! cherry man is smiling he is hjaving a good day, cheery guy is walking and havin a good time and dio decided this guy should be dead so he jsut punches him right through the stomache, good bye, cherry, "eat it ronald mcdonald" says dio.

Dio walks all the way into the ocean, he walks vry fast he is walking and walking and walking and soon he reaches a giant mushroom in the ocean, dio syas" ? ?D WAHt rtht? ? ? " dio walks INTO the mushroom, there was a mush room door, inside awaiting his arrival was JOE l ! frmo VI ne juice.

"Hello dio. I have been waiting for you"

"who the fuck are you" dio screams

"no one other than ur new bf ;)" Joel sasy sexly

dio leaves, but jj oul from vinn juce says no! he drag bs back the big large titty man to his mushrom home

"i AM YELLING' " says dio he is very mad, how are the two even talking udnerwater dio thiks

"we can talk underwater b/c of the magic vinny powers our lord ansd saveior mem e shroom has givin us."

dio is sad and bored, dio walks over to the tellevison that is somehow functioning underwater and turn its to the real house wives of newjersy

jould gets MAD! this is no MANIME! Jouel fquICK Fdoes a one80 and turns the tv to MANIME

"WE GOTTA WATCH THAT GOOD OL MANINE, BROTHERRRRRRRRRRR!1!11!"

IT IS DRAGON BALL Z

dio like the big titty men now on the screen nice n large jsut like him

"this is good, i am so ejotmional i kllvoe the titty!" dio cried he is crying so much he loves the titties his face is streaming with tears altough joules cant see bc it is underwater

slowly

joel turns into spongebob he fulls w holes n turns yellow ! his hair is gone n he is now holding a spatula

he kisses the spatula, "HAHAaheheHEHahha" sponge joul yells at his cooking utensil

"IIae the spounDG ejepl i weaprt" spwionge jekpols ssscremas "

DI OSCRAEMS bACK IN HORROR

";? )" says spongeman ":iw leoveed aqyowu"

"splwase stop this cscoobert doobert" dio cries he is still crying he is so sad over the titties

SUDDENLY IN BURSTs THROUGH THE MUSHROOM IS goku

dio cries

it is his idol

"oMGggg GOKU-SAN! GOK-USAN I LOVVE U R TITTIES u r my Idol i want to look tittylicious like u do... :^3c" dio nyas

goku leaves, nyaing saddly as he waddles out of the mushroom door becuasee he is sho sowlej he is so sad he was hoping to see JOEL form vuin juices :^( theres was no jol only spanjgbolb n dolo

sponge bob gets realy big and vores dio the end

goke come back REAL FAst

he wink!

;^ )
"the end" gocu whispers