Hold Up! I'm Stuck in a Tourbus with One Direction?

Chapter 15

"Louis, shut the hell up"

"AS I WAS SAYING" said Paul.

"You interrupting me? Oh hell no" I said in a New York accent.

"Alex, please, let me talk-"

"NO I WON'T LET YOU TALK! WE HAVE BEEN OVER AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR NONSENSE AND EXCUSES!"

"I give up on you guys" sighed Paul. "Just stay in the bus"

"Okay" the boys said, saluting him. Paul rolled his eyes and continued driving.

"We are so leaving" Zayn whispered. I nodded in agreement.

"No! Paul said to stay in here!" called, yeah you guessed who.

"Liam, you are such a party pooper" I said.

"I don't care, we are not leaving" said Liam.

"Liam, c'mon, live a little!" said Josh.

"Yeah! I mean YOLO! Oh god I am never saying that again" I said.

"Where do you even want to go?" asked Liam.

"Anywhere but here" said Zayn. "I'm tired of the bus. A porta potty's even better than this"

"C'mon Liam!" pleaded Ed. Liam sighed. "Fine, but when Paul falls asleep"

"YAY!" we cheered.

"Night boys! Night Alex!"

"Goodnight my home skillet!" I called as the boys said their goodnights to Paul. We went to our bunks and stayed there while we waited for Paul to go to sleep.

"Alex" whispered Niall next to me.

"Yes Niall?"

"I can't stop thinking about you"

"In a cute way or in a creepy pedophile 'I'm gonna rape you in your sleep' way?"

"Um, cute?"

"You don't sound convincing: I don't talk to creeps"

"No Alex I swear in a cute way!"

"Liam, Niall's being creepy!" I whined, hitting the top bunk lightly, as to not disturb the creature known to science as the Paulus Higginus.

"Niall, stop being creepy!" called Liam quietly from above.

"I'm not creepy! Or being creepy!" whined Niall. "I'm trying to be cute!"

"I don't need your whisper excuses!" I said.

"You two lovebirds, cut it out" called a voice from the other side of the bus.

"God, is that you?" I called out. I heard a few snickers.

"Well they don't call you Ginger Jesus for nothing" I heard Louis say.

"All of you, shush! I am trying to sleep!" called Paul's voice. We instantly shut up, and were quiet until we started to hear snores. Or what's even considered snores.

"Did he go to sleep?" asked Niall besides me.

"Do you not hear those snores? It sounds like an earthquake's happening! I can even feel myself moving! Niall, stop moving the bed" I said. "But just to make sure, I'll go check" I said, quietly crawling out of the bunk.

Using my awesome ninja skills, I went up to his bed, Niall following besides me, cause he'a a stalker pedophile. He was being sneaky, but he's not a ninja like me just in case your wondering: Leprechauns have powers too you know! No one will be as awesome as Alex!