CHAPPIE 2: MAH LIFE OF INSANITY

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RANDOM FACTIOD DINGY MAHBOBBERS ABOUT MEH!!!!

1. IZ INSANE (UH, DUH!!!)

2. ALL MAH FRIENDS ARE INSANE

3. MY SCHOOL IS INSANE

4. MY TEACHERS ARE INSANE

5. YOUZ GET DA PICTURE, IZ GOTZ A CRAZAY LIFE!!!!

6. IZ NOT DA LEAST BIT AFRAID TO TELL YOUZ OFF WHEN UR OFFENDING OTHERS AND/OR JUST BEING IGNORANT (WATCH OUT TROLLZ!!!!!!)

 7. IZ VERY VERY VERY VERY VEEEERRRRYYY PICKY

8. IZ LOVE SPAGHETTI!!!!

9. IZ EASILY ENTERTAINED!!! LOL WANT EXAMPLES???????

9A. MAH LITTLE TEEN BRO AND IZ PLAYED RESTURANT WIF PLASTIC FOOD WE FOUND IN DA KIDS' ROOM...WE REALLY DIDN'T WANT DA KIDS TO KNOW (WE WANTED TO PLAY BY OURSELVES!)!!!!

9B. TWO WORDS: CAR WASH

9C. MAH BRO AND IZ BEAT A BUKET OF HARD ICE WIF STICKS, THEN CRACKED FROZEN MUD!!!

9D. IM BUYING HIM A DING OF PLAY FOOD FOR HIS B-DAY...HE SAID DAT WUD BE AWESOME

9E. KIDDIE-BLOCK TOWERS ARE TIMELESS

10. IZ LAZY

11. IZ LIKE TO BE INSANE (ONCE AGAIN, DUH)

12. IZ GET BORED ALOT

13. IZ LIKE MESSIN WIF CLEVERBOT

14. IZ JUST GOT A FACEBOOK

15. IZ A BAPTIST CHRISTIAN

16. IZ LOVE LOVE LOVE JAPANESE CULTURE

17. IZ REALLY SMART (OH NOES IZ BRAGGING!!!)

18. IZ HAAAAATTTTEEE VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES

19. IZ LIKE MANGAS!

20. IZ LOVE DA LIBRARY

21. IZ NEED TO EXCERSIZE MORE XD

22. IZ LIKE BROWN RICE, BUT IZ HATE WHITE RICE

23. SPICY FOOD IS EPIC

24. SUN CHIPS ARE BETTER THAN NORMAL CHIPS

25. THAT NEW AIR DELIGHT OR "AERATED" HERSEY BAR IS AWESOME!!!

26. IZ GOTZ WAAAAYYY BETTR GRAMMARS THAN DIS

27. IZ PARANOID WEN IT COMES TO DA INTERNET

28. IZ GOTZ OCD

29. MAH KEYBOARD STINKS

30. IZ DONT CUSS

31. IF IZ EVER DID CUSS, MAH DADDY WOULD CALL THE NEWS PEOPLE RITE AWAY

32. IZ DO LIKE WALKIN AND SWIMIN

33. MAH FRIEND MADE ME INSANE

34. IZ PROCRASTINATE ALOT

36. IZ BORED RITE NOW

37. IZ EMBARRASS MYSELF...BUT IZ JUST LAUGH AT MAHSELF WEN IZ DO CUZ IT NORMALLY IS REEEAAALLLY FUNNY.

38. IZ LOVE SNAKE EYES FROM G.I. JOE RENEGADES

39. IZ LOVE CARTOONS

40. IZ LIKE BUBBLE GUPPIES AND DA UPSIDE-DOWN SHOW!!!!

41. IZ LIKE CHICKEN

42. IZ ONLY LIKE LIKE 5 VEGGIES

43. IZ SKIPPED #12!

HAHA MADE YOUZ LOOK!!! IZ SPIKKED 35

44. IZ TRYIN TA GET TO 50

45. IZ LIKE SNAKE

46. IZ ANNOYING

47. IZ SQUEEMISH

48. IZ LIKE MAKIN PPL LAUGH

49. IZ LOOOOOVVVEEE BABIES!!!!! 

50. IZ GOTZ 3 IMAGINARY FRIENDS

50A. THERESA: AN 11 YEAR OLD MAD SCIENTIST WHOSE COOKIES WILL MUTATE YOUZ

50B. CHRIS: THERESA'S KIND, KIND OF STOIC BOYFRIEND

AND

50C. JOHN: THERESA'S SUPERGENIOUS FIVE YEAR OLD LITTLE BRO!

WHEW DAT UZ ALOT!!!! GOD BLESS Y'ALL!!! DON'T EAT THE FROZEN LLAMA RIB!!! PRANK CALL SUPERTOMATO!!! CALL 411 AND ASK FOR YOUR OWN PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!!!!! BYE!!

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