Ok. So this was inspired by my little brother to type xD. He was joking and said (about 3 months ago while watching the bridge scene in the first Shrek) "Hey. You should write a Shrek x Donkey." And I laughed and said "Ok. I will."
AANNNDDDD here it is xD like 3 months later xD
Don't kill me pls xD
Shrek looked over to the nervous donkey. "Come on, donkey." He said in an annoyed tone "I'm right here beside ya, ok? For...emotional support. We'll just tackle this thing one little baby step at a time." He rolled his eyes. "Emotional. Right. I know where this is going to go." He said in his head.
"Really?" Donkey questioned.
"Really, really." Shrek rolled his eyes. He had the worse hard on right now.
"Ok, that makes me feel so much better." Donkey sighed. Donkey adjusted himself. Trying to get comfortable.
Shrek unbuttoned his pants (...shorts??) to expose his dick. He grabbed donkey's hand and started to pump it with his hand. "Just keep moving. And don't look down."
Donkey was surprised. "O-Ok. Dont look down. Don't look down." Donkey picked up speed as Shrek was panting heavily "Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down-" donkey looked down. Donkey gasped at his size. "Shrek! I'm lookin' down! Oh, god. I can't do this!" He started to freakout. THAT was not going to fit.
Shrek groaned irritably "But im already halfway there."
"But I know THAT." He pointed to the empty couch. " is safe!"
Shrek rolled his eyes "Ok, fine. I don't have time for this." He pushed donkey off and rolled over. "You go back over there then."
Donkey landed on his ass (hah) "Shrek, no! Wait!"
He rolled over. "Just, donkey-" donkey smashed his lips into Shreks.
Shrek smirked "Let's have a dance shall we?" Shrek said in a seductive tone.
**time skip to like 5 minutes in the future**
"D-Don't do that!" Donkey panted as Shrek hit his prostate.
Shrek smiled evily "Oh, I'm sorry. Do what?...Oh this?" He slammed into donkey hard, hitting his prostate dead on and hard.
Donkey yelled out shrek's name loudly. "Yes *pants* that! *pants*"
Shrek laughed "Yes, do it. Ok." He started to jackhammer into donkey's ass ( pffttt xD ) hitting his prostate with every thrust.
"No!" Donkey moaned "S-Stop it!"
"You said do it! I'm doin' it." Shrek started to get sloppy, he is getting close to finishing.
"I'm gonn die. I'm gonna die. Oh god. Shrek I'm gonna die." Donkey released his seed onto the sheets. Shrek did the same soon after. "Oh!" Donkey moaned as Shrek pulled out.
" That'll do donkey, that'll do." He smacked donkey's ass. Shrek got close to donkey's ear and whispered "This is what happens when you enter my swamp."
Omh xD this was so bad xD
I couldn't stop laughing ( and crying ) the whole 30 minuets of typing this xD
Im dying still xD
Now to work on the pepsicola....ughh
~Alice Out
(I had to add the vid to it xD. I'm crying RN xD)
