Kale's P.O.V
(Ice cream) I jumped into renegg's badass van and screeched.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ICE CREAM WE COULD GET OMG. THE APOCALYPSE IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME."
"I know kelp won't give this up so let's get some iCE CREAM!" Renee said starting up the van again.
"LETS GO TWIN" kamu noots "NICOLE AND NICOLE TOGETHER FOREVER."
We (ice cream)touch our; kinda creepy but hella swag anyway; finger scars together as Jesus of suburbia plays faintly in the background.
Kris and egg look at each other.
"VICTORY SCREECH" they screm in unison; they're always in unison bc of their twin year old-ness.
We all call back "LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO LUHLUHLUHVE ME LIKE YOU DO".
While making guitar noises with our mouths for the interlude in Jesus of suburbia the van goes over a bump.
"RENEE" alysoup yells "WTF DID YOU RUN OVER A DOG"
The rest of us continuously scream 'Noooooooooooo' until we hear the egg speak.
"ITS AVA GUYS"
We run out to see our friend under the bus. We start to mourn her loss when her head does a 360 and she YEETS up and dusts off her spoopy (sorry wife I miss him too)sweater.
"Y'all are lucky my curls give life"
"SKREEEEEEE" we scream yet again.
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FanfictionThis is a story based on a group of friends called the Gay Emo Cult + Saxon so it's gonna get weird (The swag cover makes it look serious but it's not at all)
