Cheesy as @#%! ( fuck)

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-Are you wearing space pants cause your ass is out of this world ?

-is there an airplane nearby or is that just my heart taking off

-your legs must be tired because you've been runnng around my mind all night

-Do you have a map cause i just keep getting lost in your eyes

- Am i dead cause this must be heaven

-was your dad a baker cause you got buns

- if you wrere a booger i'd pick you first

Authors note- please dont kill me for writing this chapter


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