A/N: Me and my friend Emilypizarro100 were having a normal conversation until we started to use our "wonderful" imagination so here it is hope you like it. ^-^
Me:(singing a little song) I making maruchan cause i am very hungry.
So no one disturb my peace till the timer ticks.
I am making maruchan cause i really like maruchan.
Emily:*danceing with the song*
Me: Yay!!!! Made this song on the spot CAUSE *dramatic pause* I HAVE SWAG OHHHHHHHHHH
Emily:* does the whip and nana while accendentily hitting Ms.Mundel(1)
Me:hahahhahahaha
Emily: oh shit i think she' dead 0_0
Me:Damn it Emily i told.you not to be so reckless!!!!!
Awww shit we have to hide the body now. Give me the shovel and knife, we have to chop her up so no one finds the evidence.
Emily:*hands shovel and knife*
I thought we were going to throw her in the ocean?
Me: No that is too obvious. We have to thow her limbs every where so no one recognizes her.
Awww shit i got blood on my hands.
Emily:*hands napkin*
Me:*sarcasticly says* Thanks a bunch Emily i totally wanted to hide someones body today. Thanks
Now have any wittnesses cause you know we have to kill them all.
Emily:Yup and your welcome.
Me: Well how many?
Emily:Peter(2) is the only one.
Me:Wow shit lets go kill him then.
Emily:Okay!
Me: Yay!!!
Magical timeskip to after Peter's killing.
Me: Now what do we do? How will we explain this to our friends? This?
Emily: We can say he got ran overed by a train?
Me: Yeah but we cut his head off.
Emily: A tiger ripped it off???
Me: How the HELL does that happen though?!?!!?!
Emily: Zoo animals escaped???
Me: I think it will be very convincing.
Emily: Yup
Me: The animals were being shiped to another city, Peter was walking to the park and got attacked by a tiger then went running towards the tracks.
Emily: That sounds good actually.
Me: And got ranned over the tiger got his head then ripped/ate it off.
Emily:Oh and then he mumbled "I like trains" and ranned him over.
Me:Hahhahh We have a wonderful/dark imagination.
Very dark imagination.
Emily: Yes we do.
Me: HIGH FIVE
Emily: HIGH FIVE
*HIGH FIVE*
Me: Oww that hurt
Emily: Sorry
A/n (1) a teacher me and Emily used to have.
(2) a friend of ours
I am older than Emily by 2 months. Thank you all for reading.
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