RADGE TIMES

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  • Dedicated to Suzanne Spooks Hitchinson
                                        

Well the atmosphere with Zacky could literally be cut with a knife  but to hell with it whats wrong with having new friends nothing! Terry text saying they would be here at six great just another 3 hours of Zackys ‘problem’ whatever that is and Matts staring at poor Suzanne , we both head inside “what the hell hes creeping me out with the staring every bloody move fair enough he apparently realized but boh enough is enough “Suzanne said “yup thats men for you I suppose hun weird creatures they are anyways you look snug with Kevin” she looked at me and frowned “nope im  not “ she giggled “whatever ya halos slipped round your neck like a blooming choker “ I replied back to her we decided to grab a bottle of jack along with vodka and a few mixers threw it all in a bowl added ice and voila a rather strong cocktail this should at least turn zackys frown the right way hes nicer when pissed! ahhh to hell with it I said to myself as we also done a pimms cocktail if its meant to be a bash may aswell  be we headed back out with our mixtures and realized connor and paul were gone  I looked at harry “they are away for more booze etc” mmmmmmm we thought and sat back down after putting the bowls down “whats in these then” Matt asked “well there jack vodka fresh orange apple juice ice and in the other we have pimms lemonade cucumber mint ice strawberries orange and lime “ I replied back to him “nice one girls i love when yous do a mix up always the best way” I laughed at him “yup you sure do Matt but keep your hands to yourself I don want them wandering” it was his turn to laugh and he went as red as his t-shirt.

Connor and Paul arrived back half an hour later with a jeep full of boze boh i thought the avenged guys were bad there was all sorts champagne wine vodka cider beer larger spirits there was also a load of food and a gas barbeque nice one they said it would be started just before Terry Kev Jimmy and Johnny arrived we helped them carry the drink in when there was a knock on the front door I went to answer it and it was Brian “hey up sez and Suze “he said as he came through after half hugging half carrying us he stopped in his tracks at the sight of Connor and Paul “guys this is Brian , brian this is connor and paul theres Harry kevin andrew and david out back with a PMT Zacky and Matt “ I said to him “hey guys nice to meet you huh a PMT Zacky ?” he replied “yup hes pissed coz Sarah has other guys here “Suzanne told him “ohhhhhhh right I see and why “ he asked her “we havent a clue Brian he was great when he came until he saw them all sat with us and having a laugh with them and boom moody Zack” I replied Brian looked at me “mmm well thats a weird one for Zacky has he said why” I shook my head and Suzanne said I never asked as she could see I was getting peed off with his attitude “ok i’ll drag him to one side and find out why hey wheres jimmy and johnny terry and kev?” he said “be ere at six and get a drink in ya hand before heading out there man ! “i told him “ok mother “he recieved a slap we heard him loud and clear announcing his arrival “hey hey the syns here “ he introduced him self to the other four members of Yashin pleased he has least thats one fifth of the happy side arrived .

Me and Suzanne got a bit bored of siting around so we headed down to the stable block and yard to see what tasks we could give the guys in payment for probably trashing my yard and garden and house later but hey “canny size hun you have six stables you planning on filling them then or storage for your horse stuff “Siuzanne asked me “bit of both hun but also thinking of having a foaling stable too “ she nodded “god its nice to hear silence instead of guy stuff “I laughed and agreed we walked down to the yard and the work that needed done was unreal we made a mental note then headed to the barns they werent too bad needed doors hung and painted but that was all  not too mention the cobwebs boh .

we headed back to the bunch of guys sat in my yard boy Brian was loud!I sat back down next to Harry “where you two sneak off to?” we were asked “just stables and barns “Suzanne replied “Matt you know the propersition i asked earlier does it still stand “ I asked him he nodded “and what was that ?”Zacky asked “well Matt told me you were all bunking tonight and probs full week knowing you lot so I told him for payment yous can sort the stable block yard barns fencing etc “ I replied back with a bit of arrogancy in my voice “oh right that will be cool what needs done?” I told him what needed done and luckily they agreed “sounds like a plan Sez” I nodded Kev asked if Suzanne had told me what they were going to do and i told him yeah he high fived Harry nice one I thought .

We were all sat talking bout what needed done and what time it was starting even Zacky was joining in when I was pounced on and my hair ruffledby Jimmy and Terry “sezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy” they shouted “urgh get off man ya baffooons “I yelled they both looked at me with puppy dog eyes  and duck lips “urgh mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn” I laughed at them both Suzanne didnt get let off lightly she was pounced on by kev and Johnny ha nice one  they never come in empty handed thats for sure yup gonna be one hell of a lonnnnng week with this lot Jimmy threw a bottle of absinthe over  cushty be plenty pissed folk later hahaha, “oooooh strangers in the camp me likes strangers “Jimmy said grinning “jimmy this is Harry kevin connor paul andrew and david guys Jimmy terry kev and Johnny “they all said h i no one was expecting what happened next Jimmy ran over to harry grabbed him dragged him up and ran round the garden with him wrapped around his back “yay another gnome to pick on god I love you girls Jimmy hads a new play mate “he said grinning with a glint in his eyes oh god poor harry , Terry Johnny and kev were sat talking away with the others and the rest of the avenged guys when Brian nodded to me and dragged Zacky off to  the furthest corner of the yard you could hear what he was saying but not what Zacky was saying mmmmmm.

 ZACKYS POV

“What the fuck man why you dragging me off for” he looked at me sorta pissed “question time bro and your gonna answer each one starting now” I sighed “right”

Brian -right mate whats the problem?

huh what you talking bout what problem?

Brian-your attitude since you got here sarahs filled me in spill now

I aint got an attitude 

Brian -yeah right you can slice the air Zacky whats up

I was alright till i got out here and saw that scottish lot bro

Brian- yeah figures but why they aint harming anyone from what i can make of them they like a laugh and Sarah and Suzanne get on with them

thats the problem not the first bit but the second bit

Brian- huh lost explain yourself bro

ok ok I will well you see...

Brian - dont get smarmy bro

im not you want me to tell you so I am , i like Sarah more than a friend should I can cope with the fact Jimmy and Terry feel the same but anybody else I cant handle it I mean shes sat there now laughing and joking on with that harry and connor bloke and its killing me deeply fucked up I know there plain and simple for you

Brian - damn man why didnt you say anything to her before now bro?

Ive tried and she laughs it off  man yet shes really close to Jimmy 

Brain - Thats Sarah for you she never takes things seriously when people tell her or show interest in her come on bro dont take it to heart does Jimmy bat an eyelid when she spurns him nope it drives him harder man dont sweat it go and join in with the convo as you can see those guys are ace nothing wrong with them and relax with Sarah you do know she was going to drag you inside and slap you?

I smiled and shook my head i had no clue she was going to do that and Sarah being sarah she would of and boy her slaps are nasty we headed back over and settled back down the connor guy had the bbq going so me being me asked if he wanted a hand the drink was flowing and from somewhere the music was blasting nice.

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The bash was starting to get into full swing Terry and Jimmy were being radge as ever Matt was relaxed nicely as usual and Zacky actually smiled bonus Brians talk must have worked a bit then we had filled in terry kev jimmy and johnny about the plans for tomorrow Jimmy being Jimmy jumped up and down like a twit but hey thats jimmy they were eager to start but got told if they picked up 1 paint brush they were out on their butts so instead Jimmy and terry decided to run round garen like pure twits oh well the food smells lush but Im nipping off for a few need ciggys so I drag Suzanne with me let the guys do that male bonding thing they have to do we walked up through the golf course and down the street may as well was a lush day.

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