Besides staying home inside and watching youtube all day. I got school. Im 18 years old. So at school i see people driving in with their own cars and then there's me, with my mom. Its hard to be cool when your mom sends you to school everyday. Sometimes she'll blow me kisses and stuff. Dont get me wrong i love my mama and i feel appreaciatted when she does thoses kind of things but there is a limit. I'll be walking beside my friend and he'll make jokes of it. I dont really care because i can take it. But if there's a girl. Ooooo. That hurts me, alot. I'll try my best everyday to impress girls at school and most of the time it works! I got girls number everytime but my mom just kills the mood. After she does that kind of things i gotta like restart my whole conversation with the girl and make up stories about my mom like "opps sorry about that baby my driver is acting a little bit over the top this morning". I mean damn. Prom is just around the corner i cant be having dates with my mom acting like that. I try to tell her that im a MAN now. I can fight my own fights.
She'll just reply the same thing "boyyy i pushed you outta my own butt. You are my responsiblity for life. I gotta take care of you no matter what. You know how much it hurts pushing you outta my butt?! I had butt cramps for a a week because of you. I gave you life! Dont be telling me what i should and shoudnt do." Thats just a little part of the lecture. The lecture usually takes about 5 - 30 minutes. But what can i do? She my mama. Not like my papa. My papa is cool. He got swag. Sometimes he got too much swag even Justin Bieber respects him. He knows how to dress and impress the ladies. He got skills man. You dont play with my papa, he knows martial art like the back of Jackie's hand. Yeah that right Jackie Chan's hand. My papa once broke Jackie's hand. Jackie went straight back to Hong Kong and cried. He was famous.
I wonder of he's romantic. Girls dig that kind of stuff man. You give 'em one night of romance, then you better get ready expect a few more nights. Some people are very romantic *cough* me. But some are just blur like that. I dont know if they're shy or just have no clue on how to be romantic. If you're shy then stop being shy because you know the girl likes you and you like her. Go get her!! She practicaly giving you everything might aswell take it. I'll give of you who dont have any idea on what to do on a first date.
You'll need a lot of courage, a car and some money. All right first step the car. Get your self a car. If you cant afford one, borrow one. You got friends right? If you dont have friends you gotta get your self a friend first. Now thats a story for another day. For now lets just stick to this romance thing. Once you got your self a car learn to drive it like a gentlmen. Dont go drifting through the streets like a maniac. Your dates is gonna be flying all over the car. She might even piss all over the steering wheel for all i know. You keep it cool, follow the traffic lights. Dont go over cool and just ramp through the traffic lights like a 'pro'. You wanna make it a little bit more romantic, you speed the car then pretend to accidentally stop it then do one of those mom arms to comfort her. Ask her in the most polite way you can "oh shit!! Babe are you ok? Where does it hurt? Does it hurt?" Then you push her hair behind her ear. DAMN. BOOM. She's already locked on you.
When going to restaurant make sure you pick the some fancy restaurant. With chandeliers above the ceiling, she'll be begging to have sex with you after the dates done. Pull the chair out for her. Smile. Thats all i can do for you. The conversation is all on you. Remember the conversation is the best part out of everything. This is when your hearts start the beat at the same tempo, your eyes are locked onto each other and the love is in the air. Play it smooth, dont over react, dont be pressured its just a date. Wow i am getting so out of topic. The title of this book is The Life of A Boy, i think i should change it to How To Do Everything With Style.
