Harry Styles was having a great summer. 1 Directions new hit Drag Me Down hit radio and made the count down! Harry was constantly getting invited on talk shows and interviews. Harry was super tired and needed a vacation with his girlfriend Fay. They went to Hawai'i to go cliff diving.
"This is so beautiful!" Said fay as her in Harry sat on the beach of Maui.
"I know, I am so great aren't I" Harry replied with an XL smile on his face.
Harry could see fay glaring at him obviously jealous of his fame and money, but Harry didn't care.
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"I love you so much Harry" fay gushed, flashing a flirtatious grin.
"I love myself too, Fay" He said stepping up to the cliffs.
"You go first" Harry said because he was extremely scared af.
Fay jumped off the cliff doing a perfect flip and swam dive.
It was Harry's turn.
Harry's legs trembled and he decide to sing you don't know your beautiful but his voice kept cracking and sounded like a dead frog. Sweat dripped off his long, dandruff filled, greasy hair which hadn't been washed in a month because it was obviously too long.
Harry jumped in a crooked fashion. Doing the middle splits.
On the way down Harry felt free and was screaming happily "YAYAYAYAYAY" he joyfully yelled, but his fun soon came to an end as his deformed head collided with a piece of rock sticking out of the cliff.
Seconds later his unconscious body hit the ocean with a "SLAP" and the only sounds you could hear were fay's cheers coming from the top of the cliff.
"I'm finally free!!!!!" She yelled with glee as she pulled out her flip phone and dialed her lover Quinn's number.
To this day you can still hear the "SLAP" of Harry Styles's body hitting the ocean, and the gurgles coming from his deformed fat lips.
