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Deep thoughts. Lol jk these really aren't deep, although some kinda are. But hey they're thoughts. Warning: ranting and cussing so if you can't handle it, don't ready the book

#allie #gemma #jackie #ranting #tcpcs #thoughts

Waking Up..

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by choke-her

by choke-her

;JackieD

So...... does anyone else HATE waking up?
Haha of course you do.
But I know when to get up.

APPARENTLY MY BROTHERS DON'T.

Ok we were supposed to be in the car at 6:55 right? THEY WERE DOWNSTAIRS AT 7:10 AND IN THE CAR AT 7:15! THE FUCK.

THEYRE FUCKING IDIOTS.

I understand you want to sleep in, I do too! But if we have somewhere to be, GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED.
GODDAMMIT ITS NOT THAT HARD.
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THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY.

I CANT STAND ANOTHER DAY WITH THESE FUCKERS.

Seriously.
Calm the fuck down.
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I LOVE DOGS.
Dogs are so amazing.
I'm not allowed to have any more, but GEMMA HAS LIKE 30 AND THEYRE AMAZING.
They're adorable.

ADORABLE

Babyyyyyyyyyyyyy ily.

But one of Gemmas dogs favor me :-)
SQUIDWARD SMILE BITCH.
(Also known as the Luke Hemmings smiley face)
#lashton
AUTOCORRECT SAID THAT WAS WRONG

FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT

FUCK. YOU.

LASHTON IS A THING.
#5sosSHIPS

Luke ---> Ashton = LASHTON
Luke ---> Michael = MUKE
Luke ---> Calum = CAKE
Calum ---> Michael = MALUM
Michael ---> Ashton = MASHTON
Ashton ---> Calum = CASHTON

Lashtons my fav :-)

ASHTONS SMILE IS AMAZING OMGERRRRRRDD

Lol this was just supposed to be about waking up......
Whoops.

:-)

HAHAHAHAHANO

my mind went somewhere......

If you're into comedians look up Iliza Shlesinger
Haha she's great :)

#netflix

I'm hungry. Blugh.

ALL FOR NOWCHEEZEBITCHES,
~Jackie <3