boy crush

chapter seven

Jordan just laughs weirdly at me, ignoring what i said.

I pray to god as soon as i get home

Today is Saturday, the day of the party. Conner comes over to my house even though my mom told me no boys can come over until I'm 68 years old. So she beat my ass with a paddle, but its okay because my fat blocked it so it didn't hurt.

As soon as Connor walked through the door i hear "NO CUSSING" "bitch i can say what ever the fuck i wanna say" I say to him, he gets mad at me and hit his head on the wall over and over again. I start crying because i feel bad for hurting my bffs feelings.

"you are so hot Connor!" i say to him. "oh my god i didn't mean to say that out loud shit!" "no cussing damn bitch" he says to me. I immediately start to cry because my bff is growing up into a nice young man!

"We need to get ready for this party!!" i say to him, he gasps at my words. "um what party?! are people gonna be cussing?" he says to me. "no Connor, but there will be acid there! I wanna try it so bad!" "oh wow golly gee! i love acid!"

We get ready for the party as i put on my best jeggings and my most favorite crocks. i wear a shirt with a hamburger on it, because they are my most favorite food!

we have to take a tarc to the party, i cant drive because i have 228 spasms per second. When i get off off of the tarc i fall down all of the steps! I screech in pain as i hit my pancake ass on the cold hard ground. Connor runs in the house away from me because he doesn't want everybody to know that he arrived with me! how bad of a friend is he!

Anyways i get in the house and i quickly spot some nappy ass hair. "jordan!" i yell. He comes over and gives me a big fat hug! I almost cry because i love him so much.

I find my bff Connor sitting on the couch saying "no cussing" to everybody, it looks like he's about to kill himself. "loser" i said, loudly laughing at myself. "I'm sooooo funny" i say to myself.

I walk over to connor and see that he has this white powder stuff... "CONNOR! IS THAT ACID!!!" i scream as loud as i can. "YEAH YOU SHOULD TRY IT" so i sniff some acid and my whole life gets better.

Everything is so cool and crazy around me, Connor is cussing, i see 349 butterflies flying around the room. i try to catch one but i end up tripping and falling and once again, i fall through the floorboards.

I saw Connor was talking to a boy, "he must like dinky in his asshole" i say to myself through the floorboards.

The police showed up and busted the party.