Swan still got an eyeful. The material may as well have been transparent, and Swan was blushing beneath it.
Ten minutes later, Juliet walked out in a towel, her hair still dripping, wrapped around her face and neck. She looked like a sea goddess, Swan thought.
"Ok! It's all yours now."
Swan took a cold shower and quickly dried off, changing into another suit while Juliet was off putting on her own outfit in her room. Pretty soon, Juliet walked out in a pink halter top and denim short shorts, with her hair up in her familiar pigtails.
"How do I look?"
"Drop dead gorgeous would be an understatement."
Swan looked a little anxious.
"I decided to go without makeup. How do I look?"
"I've never really seen you without your makeup...you're even cuter without it!"
He relaxed the moment he heard this.
Just then, loud arguing came from outside the front door.
"Look, are you sure we're in the right place?"
"THIS HAS TO BE THE SLUT'S HOUSE, IT'S GOT SLUT WRITTEN ALL OVER IT."
"Dude...chill..."
Juliet flung the door open.
"What the dick is going on-oh...."
The Dark Purveyors stood on her doorstep.
"TOLD YOU I WAS RIGHT!"
"Shut up, Zed."
Juliet sighed.
"Swaaaan! Your...friends...are here."
Swan walked up to the door.
"Good morning, Zed, Vikke, Mariska, Josey, Lewis...what's up?"
"Brother Swan...uh, something happened...."
"Mariska..."
She sighed.
"Zed kinda...got caught killing squirrels."
Swan facepalmed.
"Zed...YOU COMPLETE IDIOT! CAN YOU NOT BE SOCIOPATHIC FOR JUST ONE MOMENT?!"
Swan just glared.
"Turn yourself in, I'll post bail. Now quickly go, before Juliet chainsaws you."
"HA! AS IF YOU BARBIE-LOOKIN' MPMPHMHMPM"
Vikke stuck a huge chunk of chum in Zed's mouth, gagging him.
"Puny punk should save breath."
Juliet sighed as the Purveyors walked off.
"He totally needs an attitude adjustment."
"I couldn't agree more." Swan added.
There was an awkward silence. What else was there to say? Zed was Zed.
"You were saying about a movie, Juliet? We need to get to my house anyway, and see what the cops are up to."
"Sounds sweet!"
They sped off towards Derleth. Once they arrived at Swan's house, they were greeted by the cops.
"We're just finishing up in the basement. We'll fill you in later."
"It's ok, officer. We were gonna watch a movie first anyway."
They scampered into the living room where they popped open Swan's shelf.
LEMON Lollipop Chainsaw: What you are in the dark
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