*jamboz POV*
I want Caitlin's dik pls but she wan tooomz or ewoonz idk. I'm so fed up of people not wanting my massive hairy bango so I consider go asexual but then I realize that's against my religion of Hinduism.
I wak threeward Caitlin mignananodhhsvshdhheno woo was smokn pot leik a bæ w/ her jakey pals. I used to wan 2 fuk a few of them and stalked them. I then hear Joooshua gee complaining that his squirrels (eyebrows) have gon out cuntrol and wan 2 ravish mad Kev dog. I tell him he's a fag and should kill himself xoxoxoxoxo
*Caitlin's POV*
"WHERE THE FUCKS MA WEED YA BUNCH A JAKES" I yell at my lad squad
"Up ma ass hahaha wan go get it" Rachael says
What a cunt I want to punch her lmao
"Caitlin u fookn wearing tht fkn skirt again u stupid crackpot how scumbag kill yourself" morgen says
"Mogen u don know what a bj is so suck ma dick" I say hella sassily xoxox
Out the corner of ma eye I see a lad staring at me from behind Kevin's fat ass. I think its jambo stalking JP the bus driver but wait holy shit ITS FUCKING TooooOM
I run up to him and fall to my knees
"Luf me tender pls" i say as I bleed on the floor
Oops looks like I'm not preggerz after all
Tooom then pulls out a razor blade and tries to slit his wrists
"TOOOOM NO UR SUPOZED TO HAV MA BBYZ" I cry
"DO IT YA ATTENTION SEEKING BABE STEALING HO" I hear a familiar voice say
We see turn around and see jambo wtf u doin I'm tryna reproduce bcz I'm a horny teen wtf kms
