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*The Birth of a Hero: God Cale and His 12 Dads*
Cale ascended at age 17.
He was tiny. Like, 5'6" with bedhead and dark circles.
He was also the strongest new god in 10,000 years.
The other gods took one look at him and went feral.
*Day 1: The God Meeting*
God of War: "A new god? Let's test him."
Cale: _yawns_ "Can I go back to sleep?"
_accidentally makes an unbreakable shield around the whole meeting hall_
All Gods: "...BABY."
God of Wisdom: "He's exhausted. Who did this to him."
God of the Sea: "He's so small."
God of Light: _already making him tea_ "Sweetie, are you hungry?"
Cale: "I'm 17."
Gods: "YOU'RE A BABY."
*The Adoption Arc*
By week 1, Cale had 12 godly guardians.
1. *God of War* - "No one fights him. I'll fight them." Also taught Cale how to punch.
2. *God of Wisdom* - Made him a schedule. Cale burned it. Wisdom cried.
3. *God of Light* - Braided Cale's hair every morning. "You need sunshine."
4. *God of the Sea* - Built him a beach temple. "For naps."
5. *God of Earth* - Grew him a garden. "Eat vegetables, baby god."
6. *God of Darkness* - "Anyone scares him, I erase them." Very soft with Cale.
7. *God of Fortune* - "Here's infinite money. Buy snacks."
8. *God of Time* - "You look tired. I'll rewind your day so you can nap more."
9. *God of Life* - Checked his health 5 times a day. "You're too skinny."
10. *God of Death* - "...I'll protect him too." Sat in the corner menacingly.
11. *God of Space* - Made him a bedroom that's bigger on the inside.
12. *God of Thunder* - Loud, but brings Cale lightning-shaped cookies.
Cale: "I don't need babysitters."
All 12 Gods: "YES YOU DO."
*What God Life Looks Like*
*Temple:* Giant mansion with 12 thrones. Cale sleeps on a pile of them.
*Prayers:* "God, help me!"
Cale, from his nap pile: "...Wisdom, handle it."
Wisdom: "YES GOD."
*Meetings:*
God of War: "The demons are attacking!"
Cale: _half asleep_ "Shield?"
_entire demon army bounces off_
Cale: "Good. Nap time."
*Worshippers:* Paintings of Cale are all him sleeping.
It's considered the highest blessing to see "Sleeping God" in a dream.
*The One Rule of the Heavens*
DO NOT WAKE THE SLEEPING GOD UNLESS:
1. The world is ending
2. Someone touched his snacks
3. One of the 12 gods is hurt
Because if you do, 12 ancient beings will appear and ask "Who hurt our baby?"
*100 Years Later*
A new god asked: "Why does everyone listen to the youngest god?"
God of Thunder laughed. "Because he's the strongest.
And because if we don't protect him, who will?"
In the temple, Cale was asleep on God of Light's lap, with God of Sea fanning him,
while God of War killed 3 invaders outside without making noise.
God of Wisdom whispered: "He's ours now."
All 11 nodded.
*The End.*
_God of Protection and Naps. Adopted by 12 idiots who love him too much._
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Want part 2? 👀
I really don't not know what to do with my life right know
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
cale become a god! AT 17
Fantasiathe gods want to adaptation Cale i don't know what else to say so enjoy the story it may be short
