Noob I have become

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One day, there was a guy (handsome, swag, alpha male, and bitches love him) who just got rejected by his dad's recommended university

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One day, there was a guy (handsome, swag, alpha male, and bitches love him) who just got rejected by his dad's recommended university... again.

Kevin closed his laptop. He ran his hands through his messy curly hair. His dad stood beside him, arms crossed; he sighed before walking away. "You're never taking anything seriously."

His dad looked over his shoulder. "Day by day, all you do is nothing but nonsense." He closed the door with a loud bang.

Kevin sat alone in the room, staring at the window, watching the sky darken.

"Yeah." He thought. "University rejected me, my dad yelled at me..."

"BUT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!" he grins sheepishly as he picks up his phone.

"I still have friends." He dialed Shope's number.

Jennifer Shope, the only chick in the group, who is also the smartest person in the entire world. She wants to be a forensic pathologist. She is the textbook definition of a nerd and extremely passionate about science. With one call, no matter what happens, she'll always be there.

"The number you have dialed cannot be reached."

Kevin rolled his eyes. "Fucking bitch."

He dialed another number, Tyler.

Tyler Bowman, the Blonde Wonder. He used to want to be a lawyer, but later realized that he wanted to be a psychiatrist. He hadn't told his mom that, though. Fucking pussy. He is the leader of the group, but I see him as the tired single father of three stupid children.

"Hello?" Said Tyler from the phone. "What do you want? I'm with the Roach."

"Hiiiii," the Roach said with glee.

Good, now I can introduce everyone in the group. Theodore Roachmont, also known as The Roach. His parents want him to continue the family business, so he's choosing to be a businessman. Don't ask me what business, I don't fucking know dude. He's silly, in a good way, always down for my shenanigans, which is very epic.

"What's wrong dude? You sound stressed. Do you want to eat dinner with us? I can bring you to the pizza place." Said Tyler.

"Stressed? I'm not stressed, you're just imagining things." Kevin grumbled, crossing his arms.

Beep beep beep.

"Wait, hold on dude, Shope is calling." Said Kevin.

"Merge the call." Said Tyler.

Before Kevin could say anything,

"KEVIN!!!!!" Shope sobs.

"Whoa okay what's up with you?" Said Kevin.

"I GOT 78% ON BIO TEST!" She wailed.

The group goes silent.

"Wow okay.. are you at your house? I can get you some Twinkies." Kevin stood up and starts rummaging around his room for Twinkies.

"...no.. Cornbury Beach." Shope sniffles.

Another pause.

"Are you trying to drown yourself??" The Roach gasped.

"Why the hell are you there??" Asked Tyler.

"Quit asking questions- just please come— I need some company." Said Shope.

Then Tyler ordered a taxi to pick up Kevin, and the group went to Cornbury Beach. They found Shope sitting on the sand, staring at the ocean with the expression of someone who had just been personally stabbed by biology. Other people were having picnics nearby.

Kevin waved "HEYYYY BITTCHHHHHH!!"

Shope immediately snapped her head back. "FUCK YOU."

A few people turned to look at her. The group went quiet. "Was that meant for him?" The Roach jerked his thumb at Kevin.

"That was for myself!" Shope shakes her head and pointed shakily at herself.

Tyler hissed, "Keep it down, Shope. There are other people here." Tyler turned around and mouthed "I'm sorry." To a group of people nearby.

"I STUDIED FOR THREE DAYS, AND ALL I GOT IS 78% FUCKKKKKK." She sobs even louder. "I'm such a FAILURE. I WANNA DIE! IF MY PARENTS KNOW THEY WOULD KILL ME." She stands up and hugs Kevin.

Kevin froze. Tyler and Roach watched in silence. Kevin looked at them. Kevin wrapped his arms around Shope and started sobbing.

"DUDES!!!" Kevin wailed,

Shope stopped sobbing for a second, "What happened?"

"THE LAME UNIVERSITY THAT MY DAD WANTED ME TO GO TO REJECTED ME!!"

Both of them hugged each other and started crying even louder, making a few heads turn to watch them.

Tyler's face started to crumple. The Roach looked at him, "What is going on?"

"I TOLD MY MOM!!!" He cried, "SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS DISAPPOINTED!!!" All three of them synchronized their cries.

The Roach hugged Tyler, "Why are YOU crying?" Tyler asked.

"I FELT LEFT OUT!!!!" The Roach cried.

After hours of this overwhelmingly pathetic display... the sky turned bright blue. All four of them were lying on the beach like organic waste.

"This is so cringe..." Kevin muttered,

"Speak for yourself, I find this very beautiful..." The Roach smiled.

Shope exhaled sharply, "How? We were crying for three hours straight..."

The Roach sat up, "I think that the three of you having an academic crisis at the same time means that the universe is making a way for you guys to do better!" He stretched his arms wide open toward the rising sun

After hearing those words, Tyler's eyes brightened up with hope. "Oh my god... you're right..."

"Shope. Kevin. Get up!"

Both of them groaned as they sat up.

"We are going to improve ourselves!" said Tyler as he pumped up his fist. "We'll need to prove to everyone who wronged us that we are better than they think before Valentine's Day!"

Kevin looked at Tyler like a confused dog. "Why Valentine's Day? We have graduation day too, you know?"

"Because I can prove to Amy Anderson that psychiatry can be cool too and Valentine's Day is romantic." Tyler crossed his arms.

"I thought we were talking about your mom..." The Roach scratched his curly hair.

"My mom included..." Tyler added.

Kevin suddenly stood up. "Well, time to quit being sad — it's cringe." He smiled, "Race you guys to the water, bro." Kevin immediately sprinted toward the ocean.

"Wait for me!" Tyler shouted, scrambling to his feet. The Roach was already running.

Shope watched the three idiots sprint toward the water. Then she sighed, "...I hate my friends." She ran after them.

Kevin reached the water first and immediately turned around. "HAHA! LOSERS!"

A wave hit him directly in the face. There was a brief silence.

Shope slowly walked past him. "Karma's a bitch."

Tyler and Roach burst out laughing.

A few minutes later, all four of them were splashing each other in the water, shouting insults and pretending they hadn't spent the entire morning crying about their futures.

Failure is just like that. At the end, we just have to collect ourselves together, wipe our tears and keep aura farming. And maybe one day, the tables will turn, and we'll be the ones who are going to be the alpha of our respective wolf pack!

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 05 ⏰

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