A Chat for Libear!

Harriett: Hola peoples!

Jade: Hi loves!

Harriett: I'm Harriett Webb,

Jade: I'm Jade Ramsay,

Harriett+Jade: And we're here with One Direction! *Harriett presses a button that causes applause*

Niall: How did you do that?

Harriett: I'm magical.

Niall: Wow...

Jade: That's not the point of the chat Niall and Hazzie.

Niall: Hazzie?

Harry: What is the point of the chat then?

Harriett: *announcer voice* The point, Hazza, is that Lia is upset and we want to cheer her up by being the random mofo's we are!

Liam: Aww what's the matter with Lia?

Jade: The matter with Lia Lili, is guy drama.

Boys: Oohh.

Jade+Harriett: Yeah. *nod*

Jade: But this is to diverge away from that. We are here to make her happy!

Liam: Aw how sweet!

Harriett: SWEETS?!

Louis: Is she alright?

Jade: Uhm, no..

Harry: What's going on?

Jade: Well you see we have been watching videos on youtube about this guy named Dan. And he loves Maltesers and she has been running around trying to find them.

Niall: Oh...

Harriett: DAN WILL NEVER LOVE ME IF I DON'T FIND MALTESERS!!!

Jade: Hazzie! Remember we are supposed to be cheering up Lia?

Harriett: Oh... Right. Sorry Jadiepoo. Well anyway, I HEAR YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY WORKING FOR THE NEW ALBUM TO BE OUT AT CHRISTMAS!?

Liam: Yeah. It should be great. We think you guys are gonna love it.

Louis: Well obviously. They would love it even if it sounded like crap.

Jade: Ahh, so the sassmaster is back? ;)

Louis: Of course. I never left.

Harriett: So Niall what's up with you and this 'Monica'?

Jade: Wait. What?

Niall: Ahhh... Haha ya see-

Jade: Who is Monica?

Harriett: Shouldn't have asked that...

Jade: *stern voice* I repeat. Who is Monica?

Harriett: So! Cheering up Lia time-

Jade: WHO IS MONICA?!

Harriett: I WILL TELL YOU LATER!

Jade: Fine! But I'm holding you to it.

Harriett: Okay! Anywhozzile,

Zayn: Anywhozzile?

Harriett: We have some special guests joining us today!

Jade+The boys: Who?

Harriett: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome. Marianas Trench!

Jade: *fangirling* OMG you got them here?!?!

Boys: Who's Marianas Trench?

*MTrench walks in*

Harriett+Jade: *trying not to fangirl* Hey guys!