Once upon a great gay time, there was a girl, a girl who loved to fart, Vanessa ...
Oh.. it appears that .. she's.. quite a CHUD.
"Oh fuck yeah ! " crunch crunch *Fart*
She starts to goon and then Sakeri walks in, and then Sakeri starts to cry as he sees what Vanessa has become . A 600 pound chud
"Y..you.. YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDNT WATCH SPORTS" -Sakeri , he cried desperately
"Huh? You mean water sports, man.. I love watching men piss on eachother!!" -Chudessa *Crunch crunch, stroke stroke*
Chudessa didn't pause
"y-YOU ARENT EVEN THE SAME PERSON! I thought we agreed on YURI!" -Sakeri
*BURRP* "I'm not the same person as I was before, after all ROCK BEATS SCISSORS Now.. FEEL. MY . WRATHHHHHHHHHHH" -Vanessa
she screams and farts while cumming, the screen goes white and Sakeri sees his life flash before his eyes
Memories of Vanessa and him, him and player 100, Corvus.. but then, L from death note shows up .
"We've interrupted your system, your girlfriend has been completely enthralled by the Yaoi, and as you can see, while you were away getting your bussy pounded by Corvus and him licking bojangles chicken juice off of your nipples .. Vanessa has become a chud" -L
"WAIT.. are you L?!!!" -Sakeri, L then brushes his feet against sakeris face and Sakeri blushes
"Do you want to save your girlfriend from being a chud?" -L
"Yes... yes I do.. I love her, more than I love WEED " -Sakeri
"Good , now.. what you need to do, is to defeat Yaoi and to defeat yaoi, is to become one with the yaoi" -L
"Oh lemme just get Corvus" -Sakeri
"No. I mean BECOME one with the yaoi, not be a gay nigger fag. When you watch sports anime you go down a path that you never come back, I don't have any much longer to explain, so here's a survival kit, and my advice before you enter " -L
L points to a screen, and it's a picture of Ego
"This is Ego, he copied my aesthetic *Most importantly* but his work rubs off on teenage girls watching sports anime, after that, they are either a hoe for the men or chud..for the yaoi, we all know what path Vanessa took but anyways.. defeat him BY BECOMING. YAOI." -L
"L-L?" -Sakeri
" I ...CANT.. MOVE ON.." -L
L disappears with a loud fart and then there's a door, that says yaoi, and Sakeri closes his eyes and enters , he looks at the survival kit, 30 dollars, 3 packed blunts, and a list made by L the list says
1. Catch the attention of the astral express, by twerking
2. Insist on seeing aventurine and get the golden buttplug in his ass, after a fun time with him.
3. When you're back on the astral express, use the buttplug as the key to the door in the back
3. When you enter the next world be careful of the fart chamber, then beware of him..
4. who became so fat, (Eric cartman) his curse was guiding people through the dark, to a fast food restaurant
5. Get food , and also order "the big three special" as a side.
6. After you eat, get ready for a huge fight
Defeat them , as they are fat and homophobic (three Brittanys)
7. Travel on
Whatever happens, happens, but.. defeat him, defeat ego
All that happens and he finds ego, playing clash, they get high and Ego explains, that he's Egos twin brother, eggo, and that he's become very angry, knock offs had made him like this, but Sakeri could change it, by getting rid of chuds, then.. eggo tells him, that to truly become one with Yaoi, is too experience it, that's the true way to save her
Sakeri feels like he wants to give up on the way out but then .. he sees Namgyu .. in a skirt, who recognizes and walks up to him, stumbling slightly
"Ohh.. you, I bet you're here for Vanessa huh, fun trip? I liked her I guess but I've also had my eyes on you too, im gone, but.. you have a chance, wanna fuck me in exchange for a puff?" -Namgyu , he glances down at the joint you were smoking, the last one
Sakeri realizes he's not that attracted to Namgyu.. but Namgyu looks hot right now, and a hole is indeed a goal and he needs to become one with the Yaoi
Sakeris nuts and Namgyu smirks a little, getting
ideas flow through sakeri and finally,
After going through a tunnel of information, memories and yaoi
He understands, and now he's face to face with the real ego, who explains that if this is really as far as his ego goes, there was a chance to stop being chuds, to kiss him, and watch blue lock
Sakeri walks up and proudly kisses him, with tongue
He's back to the day, Vanessa first suggested to watch blue lock , he sits down, and they watch it together
Zoom in the screen
And then a normal voiced thing, on why watching blue lock would be beneficial so I don't become a chud
THE END
