Herrscher Merchant

"Unraveller of All Reason"

Random fanfic idea cuz of the one chunni moment from sandrone in the summer event story so this fanfic Is not confirmed to be long or even continued unless I feel like it.

Teyvat

A nice little world far off from all other civilizations, completely closed off and hidden behind a veil.

But that veil is useless to beings like me who have a hobby of traversing through worlds.

Although this world seems to be doomed by what the inhabitants call the abyss, but it's more commonly known as the sea of quanta outside.

The sea is currently dragging this world down further into it's depths. . . There's probably no more saving this world but. . . I can still have a little fun

I held my hand over this false firmament and just opened it up like it was a zip and pulled it down to make an opening before closing it back up by pulling the zip

"Good, completely undetectable" I thought

Until I turned around only to see a blonde haired elf woman wearing a witch's hat staring at me while smiling.

"Well hello there dear intruder, I'm the protector of this world called teyvats borders and I can't just let you in"

She moved slightly and got into a pose.
And suddenly, there was a floating speech bubble beside her seemingly introducing her titles? Accomplishments? While she introduced herself

"My name is Alice, and unless you can explain why you want to enter Teyvat, then I can't just let you in, understand mister?"

She casually moved her body like she wasn't confronting someone that could be dangerous but I could feel energy building up every around, ready and poised to attack me if I did any wrong movements.

"Miss Alice, I am but a humble merchant just coming to this Doomed world to sell my wares, would you let me pass?"

I looked into Alice's eyes after saying doomed to see if she understood what I said

Her eyes seemed to flicker slightly but her composure never broke and she merely smile and giggled

"Ahaha, so you know this worlds circumstances, then you should know that there's nothing for you here so you should leave"

This time, she looked at me with close eyes like a silent last warning.

"Seems negotiations has failed, guess we won't be able to settle this peacefully, but I am still a merchant so, I'll be leaving without violence"

With those last words, my form suddenly shifted and turned into multiple bouncy balls into every direction completely confusing Alice in what I did.

"Huh, that was quite the interesting fellow, but I need to warn the other girlies that an intruder and might even be the 5th descender has arrived.

After a far enough distance, each ball dissolved into nothing until only one ball remained and formed back into me.

I now have arrived on this planet called Teyvat.

"let's find a client"

With that I roamed the world with a smile

Sandrone Pov:

"Dormi, cara Columbula~

O Columbu-"

Ugh, not again, why does she keep singing outside my door.

I got up from my bed and went to the door and opened it.

"Columbina, what is it this time."

I held in my anger and asked her calmly