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POOTER PASSWORD :P

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(idk all lore ngl btw I gonna add slang/purposeful typos/ect. btw present tense bc it I need to get better at writing it ;-; uhhh first time writing a story that ppl online 2 gunna read kinda nervous ok I'll shut up)

you and your loving (very loving trust) boyfriend(or husband you choose), 007n7, are at his apartment. He is playing around with his C00Lgui while you are using his pooter. Well you needed to login into his account to use the pooter OBVI. So you asked him for his pooter password.

"What's your computer password? :3"

007n7 immediately responds, which is odd because he normally takes about 3.2 seconds to process what people say and about a second after that to respond. Maybe he was just prepared to ask.

"I hate you, I hate you, go die" (do you get the reference???)

"Oh, okay!!"

You replied before putting it in. Then the pooter said "incorrect password, please try again" or sumin like that. You turn to 007n7 to tell him.

"Umm... it didn't work.. ;-;"

But then you realize.... 

"Oh!"

Then silence for like 2 seconds.

"awhhh 3:"

You whine because what kind of meanie tells their partner that they hate them?? Well 007n7 does I guess. He is such a meanie to you sometimes!!

( the end! I am tired and the asmr I'm listening to is NOT helping. I just feel even more sleepyyy oh btw can y'all explain the terms like lime, lemon, and fluff for the stuff they write on here pretty pls :33 I'm so confused and only really no what smut means and Google isn't helping ;-; have a good day/night C: )

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