My Life, A Henry Danger Fanfic (2017)

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Henry's POV

So this is my life.

My name is Henry Hart. I am thirteen years old and I live in Swellview. I go to Swellview Junior High and I am in the 7th grade. I have blonde hair and brown eyes. I am not that tall, maybe around 5'8, 5'9.

I have two best friends, Charlotte and Jasper. Jasper is basically you goofy friend who makes it too easy to make fun of him. He can be slow when picking some stuff p but other than that he is a very good friend. Jasper is taller than me with bushy light brown hair with blue eyes.

Jasper and I have been best friends since kindergarten. He can do the most random things at time. He can be very blunt and not even know he is being blunt. He has a very stressful relationship with my younger sister Piper Hart. She finds way to trick him, and she sometimes, can hardly stand the sight of his face.

Oh, did I mention his obsession with buckets. He is very obsessed with buckets. Nobody knows gets what is so interesting about buckets. He even does a bucket podcast in my bedroom. You may be wondering why he does it in my room. His favorite catchphrase is "I'm a bucketeer!"

His parents do not believe in the internet for some reason. Maybe they are the reason for Jasper weirdness. I am not disrespecting their beliefs, I am just wondering if Jasper randomness is because of genetics. I have met his parents, yeah it may be genetics.

My little sister Piper Hart is the most annoying sister you can have. She is your classic social girl. Always freaking about something on the internet, always glued to her phone, and she is very loud. If she is not happy, she will tell you. And I mean literally tell you. If you think I am wrong, her favorite catchphrase is "I AM NOT OKAY!"

Did I mention she is obsessed with technology? She is always glued to her PearPad or her cell phone. To describe what she likes... likes, follows, internet popularity, and Fast WIFI. She is ALWAYS freaking out about something. Whether somebody didn't tag her in a post, or Jasper is using our bathroom

No one knows why Piper doesn't like Jasper. She is always freaking out when he is in our house. One time, she tried to hurt Jasper because he said she had anger problems.

Now my friend Charlotte is a different story. She is shorter than me, but don't underestimate her for size. Her favorite catchphrase is "Am I going to have to slap a boy?" She is very smart and sassy. She has been a very close friend of mine for a long time now so I can always be up-front with me.

She can be very blunt, but the difference between her and Jasper, she knows how to control her bluntness. I remember one time, Jasper told the entire class he had a rash on his butt, but the funny thing was, he wasn't talking about the rash. He was asking what kind of cream he should use to get rid of it.

She isn't loud like Piper. She is very quiet. I don't think there has ever been a time when I have seen Charlotte get mad. Like steam coming out of your ear mad.

Anyway, Charlotte is super intelligent. She figured out a very big secret of mine, and then helped me and my boss, Ray, down at Junk'N Stuff. Which lead to her getting a job there and working alongside of me.

Now, you might be wondering what I do at Junk'N Stuff. It's actually kind of complicated.

My boss Ray is a pretty interesting guy. He can be very random, but not as much as Jasper. No one and I mean NO ONE, can be as random as Jasper. But, that wasn't even the most exciting part.

The most exciting part is when I found out that Ray was Captain Man! Swellview number one and only superhero. His powers consist of invincibility, but he still felt the pain. See, when Ray was a kid, his father built a machine that could alter molecular structure, and Ray got caught in it. So that's how he ended up becoming Captain Man.