I was just going to school and everything was as usual until i had the urge to sneeze, but the crazy part was that i sneezed, not once, not twice, and not even thrice, but four times. And you're probably confused now by what that means, it means something will happen today, something unusual.. So as i was saying, i walked in my classroom, and surprise surprise, i see him. Gravy, Grav for short. He's a popular guy but just because he's a weirdo, everyone talks behind his back, no surprise there. Grav noticed me and that's what i wanted least to happen today, he walked up to me and said "Hey Princess" Ugh he's so annoying i wish he'd stop. I replied "Drop dead you skeeze", after that he just chuckled and walked up to the board and started undressing. Right as the teacher walked in, everybody started laughing out loud. I could just die out of embarrassment. After he finished undressing, he put his hands behind his head, and started doing the helicopter. I couldn't stand watching this any longer so i started walking up to the window to jump. But then, right as i was about to jump, someone took my hand, i thought it was Grav but no, it was a completely different guy i didn't know his name or who he was, but his eyes just spoke to me. I was about to kiss him but then he said "You should take your shoes off before doing that, so we are not the ones to blame." i cannot believe this. Immediately, i heard someone running toward me and believe it or not, it was buttnaked Gravy. He jumped on the guy that was infront of me and started hissing at him. The guy pushed him away and went to buy a soda, to my surprise he bought one for me too. But the thing is, it was fucking Coca-Cola, and you know me, i only like Pepsi. I opened the can and spilled it on Grav who was still on the floor. The guy chuckled and introduced himself : "Hey, i'm Springy, but you can call me Шпарога." i was confused why Шпарога and not Зечетина but i accepted it.
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After school, we walked on this beautiful landscape, words couldn't describe my happiness and love for Шпарога, so i just started jumping up and down until he stopped me and told me to visit a mental hospital.
