Be 13.
Be turning 14 soon.
Ask parents for Shrek themed party.
Just like the last 12 years.
Mom says I'm too old for Shrek
Tell her she better check herself before she Shrek's herself
Mom asks if I've taken my meds.
I say yes, then ask for an onion flavored cake.
Mom says no.
I call her a Farquaad bitch.
She sends me to my room and tears stream down my face.
Jacking off will probably cheer me up.
Pull out super dreck MLP Friendship is Magic DVD collection
Open them up to see five Shrek discs (including Puss in Boots) that my mom thought were in her room.
Its the 171st day of the year.
Today I am scheduled to masturbate to Artie from Shrek the Third.
Fap furiously when Artie appears and am finished in seconds.
Wipe semen off my chest with Twilight Sparkle stuffed pony.
Start to think about fight with mother again.
Get an idea.
Sneak out of room.
Mom is sleeping.
Go to shed in backyard
Grab the sharpest tool in the shed.
Stand outside Mom's door.
Too chicken to do it. I pray to Shrek for courage.
The scent of onions fill the room.
A green hand takes the tool from me.
"I'll take it from here laddie." Shrek says.
Shrek plants the tool deep in my mother's body ogre and ogre again.
The stabbing went on for almost an hour.
Blood sprayed all ogre the room and on my body. Especially my hands and arms.
Shrek is finally finished with my mother and he looks at me.
I pull off my blood soaked clothes and poke my butt in the air.
Shrek picks me up with one hand and uses his Schlong to sweep the remains of my mother off of her bed.
Despite the carnage, it still smells like onions.
But now the smell of waffles and litter enter the room as well.
Donkey, Fiona and Puss are suddenly at my side.
All of them are just as nude as Shrek.
Shrek flops down on his back on the bed.
Blood pools around him as his weight squeezes it out of the mattress like a sponge.
He still has me in one hand.
He skewers me on his shrock and begins using my asshole to pleasure himself.
His slimy member provides lube, but it does nothing to stop the anal stretching as it flexibly snakes its way through my intestinal tract.
Princess Fiona jumps on top of me and I silently plead to Shrek that my small dick is enough to please her majesty.
