RCA music corp has just unveiled the new Justin Timberlake cloning machine, allowing them to create the perfect version of NSYNC they envisioned all those years ago!
RCA CEO, edgarberg von evilstein: i think this is a real step in the right direction. i rmber back in the 90s, the 2000s, when we'd see NSYNC and say "wow, who the fuck are all these f***, why can't we just clone justin timberlake a bunch of times and just sell these stupid fucking teen girls that" and folks, that time is now.
the band is called *JUSTIN, which stands for "Justins under Sony, trillions in net". they r gonna be headlining the sphere in august, completely demolishing the backstreet boys. we reached out to the other 4 original NSYNC members for comment, but only JC responded to us
JC: yeah it was crazy, i woke up this morning to texts from friends and family telling me "oh my god, did u hear abt this group, theyre spitting on ur legacy", and it actually took me quite a while to read the texts bcuz before this morning i would just have my assistant greg fax all my msgs to me on paper bcuz i didn't own a smartphone, but i couldnt pay greg this month so i sold my beeper and bought a iphone instead. by the way, i have new music out, it's called-
AJ from the backstreet boys also chimed in for some reason
AJ: rehab saved my life
and Justin's response to this whole thing was just him pointing the microphone at us and asking us to give a response. tune in later for more NSYNC buzz, when we announce the band is reuniting for the 50th time bcuz the real justin timberlake's new album didn't get good sales
prbly on account of all those justins
