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KK GUYS IM REALLY HIGH AT THE MOMENT SO I THINK I SHOULD SOMETHING (STUPID CAPS LOCK, YOU MAKE LIFE DIFICULT....)

gIVE ME MANY SUGGESTIONS TO HELP!!!!!!!!!

P.s If you know me , you should know that things can be dangerous when im high

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21. (This one I use a lot) Hey hey hey hey! You're a Nugget!

22. Want a cupcake with that pasta punk!

23. Wanna see my fairy farm (histerical laughing) They're waiting for you....

24. PEACE OUT BANANA!!

25. I'm a wood pecker! (then you lay down on the ground)

26. Your eyes remind me of my gold fish that died... (For best effect walk away)

27. I sometimes think that I am a narwhale.

28. You want a side of salad with that burn!?

29. I belive that all strawberries are made to be exactly the way they are.

30. After 7 is 8... then you...

31. Uncle Rupert is making soup.

32. I think that I should say something to everyone (Then don't talk for ages!)

33. (run around screaming) DOUBLE DIGITS! DOUBLE DIGITS!

34. My pig is gay.

35. I feed my dog celery to make it feel special.

36. (Long history for this one) MINGER!!

37. I stalk baby ants to make me feel powerful...

38. For the sake of St. Nicholas, I declare today a day of days!!

39. George would want it to be this way

40. Can I feel your tail? Please?

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So, yeaah!

GIVE SUGGESTIONS

(still high)

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