Chapter 1:

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     It's a wonderful day, the weather is pleasant, and the sun is shining brightly. However, Wonkadoodle is currently unaware of that, as she is hundreds of feet underground pelting a frog with stones.

     "Hey guys please stop doing that it hurts!" Sheriff Toadster exclaims. "FUCK YOU I HATE YOU!" Bittergiggle shouts as he throws a stone right into the eye of the sheriff. "Oww!" shouts the toad. Alongside Bittergiggle stands Wonkadoodle and Banbaleena, also throwing rocks at him. "Why are you doing this?!" Toadster asks in pain. "Cause you're a nerd." answers Wonkadoodle, throwing rocks at him faster than everyone else, seemingly accelerating. "How are you doing that?" asks Banbaleena, momentarily stopping her barrage of stones. "Don't worry about it." Wonkadoodle replies. 

     As rocks continue flying through the air, Wonk's speed only accelerates. Banbaleena has a look of concern on her face, no longer throwing rocks as she watches Wonkadoodle, though Bittergiggle is too focused on his own barrage of stones. "Hey uh... Wonk you're really going at it, maybe chill down a bit you might hurt yourself." Banbaleena says to her. "I'll be fine you're just overreacting." Wonkadoodle says, not even looking back at her. "GUYS PLEASE!!" a battered Toadster shouts, to no avail.

     The sheriff shields his head and rocks back and forth on the ground. Bittergiggle and Banbaleena have already stopped their onslaughts, though Wonkadoodle is still throwing. "Hey uh... that's a lot, you know if he dies we won't have anyone to throw rocks at-" The onslaught stops with a loud thud on the ground, Wonk is on the ground as Toadster scurries away. "Holy fuck! Did she just die!?" Bittergiggle exclaims to Banbaleena as they both stare at the body on the ground.

     Banbaleena is too shocked to react, so Bittergiggle grabs a phone to call for help. "Hey! Uhhh... Our friend just kinda stopped moving and fell on the ground." The next few minutes blur as an underground ambulance comes by to take Wonk away. "So that was something..." Bittergiggle says, only to himself as Banbaleena is still in shock.

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