The last time Miss Kanta turned back, it was to make sure the door was locked, and her suitcase was zipped before she left to see a world outside of bra-sniffing monkeys.
A new job couldn't be that hard to find. In fact, it should have been alarming when she managed to get a job so quickly at Mayday Center. However, the pay was more than the hospital bills for her brain cell loss, so she sucked it up and rang the doorbell to...
...Was that a supermarket building?
It seemed someone had psychically envisioned her arriving because the KpopMashupDoorbell wasn't even finished playing Charmer before someone flung open the door and pulled her into their arms, sobbing.
"Oh my god, please Kanta massi, Ava dropped cheetos everywhere on aisle 3, and Asu slipped on them and crashed out, so now Udeesha is lighting herself on fire and-"
Right. Perhaps another worry was that her new employer was also named Ava, and she was living with 8 other people in a Walmart (and somehow full-time running it, though not sure about profit-)
Miss Kanta let out a deep sigh, rolling her suitcase into the trolley line. "Where's the cheeto chimpanzee?"
A single tear ran down Jinal's face, pointing to aisle 3 in the distance. From the opposite direction came a loud screech that distinctly sounded like something along the words of "CHAN, YOU SHALL BURN WITH ME!"
Jinal took off faster than Miss Kanta had taken off from Previous-Ava's house, rushing towards what Kanta could only assume was possibly better than the cheeto chimpanzee she would have to face.
Mentioned:
hansfsvs - Asu
quokkaboysungie - Jinal
may_bornmia - Udeesha
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