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McDonald's Catch Teenieping 1

Namoping: bruh the juice machine isn't working *presses button anyways*
Beta: what in the actual fuck you just released all the McDonald's Teenipings now I'm probably gonna lose my job-
Namoping: I don't care. It's Romi's problem now

(Now Romi has to catch all the McDonald's Teeniepings lol, she receives the McDonald's magic catcher)
Ronald Macdonald ping: hi I'm Ronald Macdonald ping
Romi: I catch u
The ice cream machine is broken ping: hi I'm The ice cream machine is broken ping
Romi: I catch u
The fries are soggy ping: hi I'm The fries are soggy ping
Romi: I catch u
(Romi catches the McDonald's pings with the McDonald's magic catcher like a useless member of society, she is nothing but a servant to call for when the goofy ass pings escape
-Geno)
Burger King ping: I am Burger King ping and I'm going to kill you
Romi: I am princess Romi and I'm going to capture you
Wendy's ping: I'm Wendy's ping and I'm also gonna kill you
KFC ping: I also gonna kill you
Starbucks ping: die
Romi: oh no
(A crappy anime fight exists, use galvanized square steel and screws borrowed from aunt to make the bed frame and cover them with eco friendly wood veneer. Godzilla had a stroke while reading this and I need a monstah to clobber that dere Kirby.
Woooah oooooo ooo ooo, story of undertale Skibidi toilet
The idea is simple...
...(I don't remember writing all these))
(Romi catches them all)

Namoping: now can I use the juice machine?
Beta: you're banned from McDonald's
Namoping: but I didn't cause any chaos! *causally presses the juice button again* now where are the Queen Sol chips🍟?
Beta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(The end lol)