「 A YOKAI? 」| RC9GN

04 • mcfist of fury

"Oh wow, these look sick! And it's my favourite colour." I feel like a kid on christmas day. I know I just told my dad that it's okay to not buy me stuff, but it still feels nice receiving something new. I felt up the comfy material in my hands but snap my attention to a clock nearby. An hour left until school starts.

"I should probably get ready now." Realizing I'm still in my PJs I set the shoes aside and went back to my room. After taking a quick shower and dressed in my usual clothes, I grab my bag and stop at my door to put on the new shoes.

Stepping out of the house, I locked the front door and made my way to school. Halfway through my journey, I saw two familiar people up ahead. I smile as I catch up from behind to greet them.

"Hi guys!" 

"Hey Ash!" 

"Sup." 

Randy greeted back with the same smile, while Howard just gave a blunt reply with a wave. He immediately got excited upon looking down at my shoes.

"Ho, ho! Looks who also got the new McKicks" He nudges Randy beside him.

I lightly chuckle at them and playfully show off the shoes. "Cool, right? I just received a bunch of McFist products at my house from my dad's job today." 

"You dad works for McFist??" 

"Actually he's partnering with McFist, my dad has his own company." I correct them.

"That's so bruce! Hey, maybe you could hook us up with free McFist stuff next time."

"Nice try, Weinerman. I don't think I can do that." I crossed my arms with a smirk.

"Aw Laaaame." He pouted and dropped his arms in defeat.

Moving on to a different topic. "So McFist huh? I didn't notice before, but now that I look at it, you guys are literally decked out in McFist merch." I'm honestly impressed on how dedicated they are.

"You know it baby! We're McFist men from toes to teeth!" Randy starts to list all the McFist products.

"I got McKicks, [173 weeks of allowance]

McTighties, [12 Promises to mow the lawn] (He doesn't show her his underwear of course)

McSkinnies, [7 snowdays of shoveling]

McHoodies. [120,000 Diet McBubble Slam bottles redeemed]"

Howard chimes in with his own set of merch. "McShorties, [Zilch! (Mom's credit card)]

"McTops, [Zilch! (Heidi's secret piggybank)]

I even got a mouthful of McFillings. [Zilch! (Dad's insurance)]" Howard opens his mouth to show pieces of food still stuck in between his teeth. I reeled back in disgust.

"McFistios is my complete breakfast. [2 hours shopping with mom]" Randy gestures to his tummy full of cereal.

"My ride of choice is a McCedes. [Zilch! (It's not Howard's)]" Howard leans against a car by the road, but it drove off causing him to fall to the ground.

Randy helps him up as the three of us walk to school together. "McFist is so Bruce! He is the cheese! His name should be Bruce McCheese. He is my Hero!"

"Wow, I didn't know you guys were such hardcore McFist fans."

"Duhh, of course we are! Who isn't?" 

"Funny, I remember you guys mentioning you are the Ninja's number one fans." I teased with a playful grin. 

"Pssh— well yeah. But who says you can't be number one fans of BOTH?"

"What about squeezing in a third? Personally, I'm the YOKAI's number one fan." Is that weird to say considering I am the Yokai? Well, no shame in self promo. "Speaking of... I'm not sure what you two actually think about her."