Microwave Cake <3

Chapter 1

I EDITED IT, THERES MORE WORDS NOW!! >:333

Tw: Swearing

Comos pov:

The day started as normal. The smell of burning cupcakes and the blaring sound of the fire alarm filled your nose and ears as you awoke with a yawn, McLaughin running to the kitchen with a fire extinguisher in hand. What a peaceful way to start the morning! As you got up with a stretch, you decided to put on your favourite (and only) thigh-high socks! Sadly, because of your fucking fat ass head, you couldn't change out of your hoodie, nor could you put one on either, so your hoodie hadn't been washed in a long time. As you wandered out of your room, you saw her...

Vee Version 1, you absolutely loved her. Her one bent antenna, her bow tie, her uh..Green. You just wanted to be with her forever and ever. As you stared at her, you were quickly snapped out of your trance by Sprout awkwardly standing in front of you, covered in black smoke residue. "So uh.. I may or may not have burnt the entire batch of food for breakfast. Ehheh, Sprout said, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. You stared at him in disbelief. How the fuck did a main, specifically the face of a baker, fuck up simple cupcakes??? "Sprout.." you'd take a breath. "It's fine, we can do more," you smiled as you tried not to call him a dumbass. He pouted and nodded as you both walked off to the kitchen to make more food.

Vee pov:

As soon as I come off fucking charge, Seedly is already burning shit. Why am I even surprised at this point? It's always him causing fires, I swear to god I might as well cook if he keeps fucking shit up all the time. He needs to learn. How t.... heheh, Cosmo. God, Cosmo is looking edible right now.. Wait, what am I thinking? He's a fucking cake roll, and I'm a robot. I shouldn't have feelings- get yourself together, Vee. Damn.. After I walked off to the dining room along with the other toons, I decided to go say Hi to Astro, idk why, I just need to fill words in so both cosmos and vees povs are equal. He was quite boring, all he did was talk about how tired he was or how he made sure to give everyone good dreams. It got boring quickly. As you got up, you saw him again, Cosmo, god, how you just wanted to consume him (in a loving way.. totally), he was so adorable and squishy, he always made sure to give you an extra cupcake every time everyone else got one. He's nice!.. Wait how the fuck do i eat anyway, you thought to yourself as astro continued to yap at you. It wasn't long before he noticed you were staring into space, "Vee? Are you okay? You've been staring off into the distance for a while now.. You seem to be in deep thought, "Astro said, tilting his head to the side. You'd look up at him and quickly answer "Oh! Yeah yeah, I'm fine! Just wondering.. How the fuck do i ea-", you were quickly cut off by sprout placing two plates of pancakes infront of you both as sprout gave you a smirk. You glared at him before attempting to eat, maple syrup covered your screen as you remembered, you cant eat-

556 words T-T, i tried