PART WON: SCARY REVIVAL

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So.... after spawny killed unselect th insect, mr dr evil scientist had an EVIL plan!!!!!!!!
He was gonna revive unselect and CLONE HIM.............Who in their right mind would do this? Idk

*Unselect.Gov wakes up.*

MR EVIL SCIENTIST: MY BRILLIANT PLAN WORKED...!!!
*UNSELECT.GOV STRANGLES HIM*
Unselect.gov: hahahaha fuck you

*UNSELECT.GOV WALKS UP TO THE CLONING MACHINE AND MAKES UNSELECT 0.1 ALL THE WAY UP TO UNSELECT 80.0*

*on a big speaker*
HELLO MY UNSELECT CLONES! WE WILL ALL GO BACK TO THE OSCDEX SERVER AND CAUSE HAVOC! HAHAHAHAH!

Unselect 6.7: wat fo lunch im mad hungry yo
*the room is dead silent, then UNSELECT.GOV fires up a high power omega lazer and fucking obliterates 6.7 for asking a simple question*

UNSELECT.GOV: OKAY OUR PLAN IS TO KILL THE SECRET OBJECTS

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