How The Phantom Syndicate Traumatizes Villains PT.1

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The Goblin

It's the middle of the day where somewhere at an unknown bar, where the villain named Shigaraki is just drinking as he is awaiting to receive some calls from a few certain goons who he believes are to be the ones to defeat each member of The Phant...

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It's the middle of the day where somewhere at an unknown bar, where the villain named Shigaraki is just drinking as he is awaiting to receive some calls from a few certain goons who he believes are to be the ones to defeat each member of The Phantom Syndicate once and for all as he then groans in annoyance and speaks up.

Shigaraki: (groans in annoyance): It's only been a couple of days since I had hired each one of those goons to hunt down each member of The Phantom Syndicate....And yet not one has even called back to let me know that they've got the job done......(sighs in annoyance) This is just Bullshit.

Just then Shigaraki's phone then rings.

Shigaraki: Hmm, I wonder who that could be? (Checks his phone as he sees who it is) Oh....It's that goon I hired to try and kill The Goblin. (chuckles sinisterly) Surely, he must have gotten the job done already. 

Shigaraki then answers the phone.

Shigaraki: What is it? If your calling me back then that means you must have already gotten the job do-

Before Shigaraki could continue to speak, he then gets interrupted by the goon over the phone who coughs as he speaks.

Random Goon: (Coughs Blood) Y-You.......(Angrily Yells out in anguish) YOU LIED TO ME!!!

Back with Shigaraki, Shigaraki was taken aback by the goon's tone as he was now confused on what he meant by that as he then speaks up.

Shigaraki: (confused) Lied to you? What the hell are you talking about, and why do you sound like you just got beaten up to near death?

Upon saying that It then revealed to see that the goon is indeed looking like he has been beaten to near death as he has a bunch of bruises, cuts, a black eye, he's bleeding on his head, and his body is covered in critical burns like he got hit with lasers or explosions.

Random Goon: (angry yet in extreme pain) Oh I don't know maybe it's because I JUST RAN INTO THE GOBLIN YOU JACKASS!!!

Shigaraki: Oh really? Well, if that's the case.....(curious) Did you manage to get the job done, I figure It might've probably been a difficult fight but surely you managed to beat him right?

Random Goon: (coughs out blood) If you mean "beat" as in he literally beat the everlasting living shit out of ME rather than me doing it to him, then yes. 

The moment he had said that Shigaraki was now shocked about the reported failure but now was pissed at this as he then spoke up.

Shigaraki: (shocked but now pissed) WHAT?! But how could that be?! He's only a rookie, and it hasn't even been that long since he joined The Phantom Syndicate!

Random Goon: ROOKIE MY FUCKING ASS!!! HE WAS LIKE AS IF I WAS FIGHTING AND TRYING TO KILL A LITERAL DEATH MACHINE!! 

Shigaraki: But he doesn't even have a quirk! He's just a guy wearing a goblin like looking armor and you mean to tell me that you couldn't beat him?!

Random Goon: That Goblin-Looking bastard may have not had a quirk and was just a guy in a suit, but that bastard had wiped the floor with me! And I think he wasn't even trying!!

Shigaraki: Oh really?! Well then why don't you enlighten me? What was so bad that he had done to you that you couldn't defeat him?

Random Goon: (sarcastically) Gee! Where do I even start?! Oh I know, How about the fact that first, he had flown straight at me, and punched me in the fucking face at full force which had sent me flying, then he had launched a shit ton of missiles at me, and while thankfully I managed to dodge some of them, I ended up getting hit by one of them. And as soon as that happened, he had shot a couple of lasers out of his hands, then charged at me and had formed swords on his hands and had slashed me nonstop and then had formed giant gauntlets on his arms and begun beating me to a bloody pulp until I was on my fucking knees, begging for mercy and to spare me! HE WAS LIKE IF DOOMGUY AND MASTER CHIEF HAD A FUCKING BABY!!!

Shigaraki was now just completely speechless as he could barely even speak after what was just told to him as he just says.

Shigaraki: (completely speechless) Jesus fucking christ......

Random Goon: And to make matters worse, no matter how hard my hits were, it did nothing on him! It didn't even make a little scratch or dent on his armor! It's like as if I was trying to hit a fucking tank!!! YOU BASICALLY HAD SENT ME TO DIE YOU DAMN CRUSTY BASTARD!!!!

The Goon only stays silent for a moment as he then coughs blood one more time as he continues to speak

Random Goon: (coughs blood) And to make a final nail in the damn coffin.......As a finisher move...He literally formed a gigantic laser cannon.....On his arm.....And shot me with it at full power!!! I don't even know how I'm even still alive after that!?

Upon saying that Shigaraki's jaw had completely dropped in pure shock as once again he was out of words as he then begins to speak up.

Upon saying that Shigaraki's jaw had completely dropped in pure shock as once again he was out of words as he then begins to speak up

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Shigaraki: (speechless) Holy fucking shit man.....He really did beat the living shit out of you!

Random Goon: (sarcastically) Gee! You really think so?! But if you'll excuse me, I'm going to wait for the ambulance to pick me up cause now, I'm going to need surgery! Oh! And in case if I hadn't pointed this out already; I QUIT!!!! GOOD DAY TO YOU DAMN CRUSTY BASTARD!!!

As soon as the goon said that he immediately hung up, leaving Shigaraki completely speechless but was now full of annoyance knowing the fact that someone couldn't even beat a guy in a suit as he just groans in annoyance as he speaks up.

Shigaraki: (groans) Well that's just my luck; he had a strength enhancement quirk and yet he had gotten wiped on a floor by a quirkless guy in a suit. That's just great......(Sighs) I just hope the other goons had better luck with the other members of The Phantom Syndicate and had actually managed to do their job. But something tells me that might not be the case.

And so, Shigaraki had then gone on with his day as he continued to plan on how, but little did he know, he was soon going to get a call from the rest of those goons that he had hired and let's just say; They've just had a whole lot worse type of beatings than The Goblin gave the one who was hired to kill him.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 31, 2025 ⏰

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