(Pretend phones existed back then 😭)
You're a Hashira, just like everyone else respects you, especially Sanemi after beating him in a sparring match despite being a woman. You're in a meeting next to Muichiro and Sanemi, before chaos erupts..
"We have a new Hashira, my children.. Her name is Hoshi Takahashi, her age is 26 and her Breathing Style is Glitter. Please treat her with respect..", Ubuyashiki says, his presence commanding attention. Everyone looks at the Shoji door to see a woman with a disgusting hair color of yellow and hot pink, with Shinobu's haori but pink along with a pink butterfly hairclip.
"OMGGG HAIIIII MUI-KUN!! PLEASE DATE ME!!", she runs to Muichiro, completely ignoring Sanemi and your presence. You both exchange a glance before pulling Muichiro behind you. "Leave him alone. He's 14, and you're almost 30.", Sanemi snarls at Hoshi. "Awww! But we have a connection! And love doesn't need age!", she says in an annoyingly sweet tone.
"OMGGG!! WHO ARE YOU??!!", she says while practically bouncing on you. The other Pillars look disgusted at her actions and words to Muichiro. "My name is Y/N L/N, second strongest Pillar.. Why do you need to know.", you say while giving her a cold look. "You're so cute! But not cute enough for me to care about!" Hoshi says, trying to get a reaction out of you. Tengen pulls out his phone to record a possible fight, while Sanemi rolls his eyes.
"I bet you're just bluffing about your rank. You're so hideous for someone with such a revealing uniform. I bet this hottie over here is just using you for your bod-"
SNAP
You break her arm, not caring who is watching. You give her a terrifying glare, while speaking in a cold tone. "Repeat that and you won't have a tongue.", while Hoshi screams. "OWWWWWWWW! OYAKATA-SAMA SHE HURT ME!!! WAHHHH MUICHIRO!!!! PROTECT ME!!" None of the Pillars go to her.
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HumorI'm working on like three stories now but tha's okay 🫶 and this is an au and just so yall know ur also a Hashira of ur own breathing style. Some of it may be characterxreader FEMALE ONLY!!
