Deadpool x reader

The dog park

Dakota was walking her little Boston terrier around the dog park, when her dog stopped and barked. What is it Buster? He was looking behind her when she felt a warm hand wrap around her mouth. When she felt the hand she bit as hard as she could and kicked her leg backwards hitting in between the person's legs. When she heard a low wine and a thud she let go and turned to see a guy on the ground with a mask on. Dakota then squated down to pull of his mask when she hears a male voice say "Damn your sexy and you can fend for yourself " then she turned around fast and pulled back her leg and made her hands into fists, only to hear "Woah woah woah easy dick killer I won't hurt you" sure you won't and I won't hurt you "Ok I know that's a lie. he chuckled" who are you come out where I can see you "turn around hot stuff" Dakota turned to see a guy in a red and black spandex suit did she mention well built? Dang she's hot like a chimichanga? Not that hot
"guys shut up" haha let me guess split personalities? " yeah sort of...wait how do you know about that stuff?" I have split personalities too damn strait darlin ugh I wish you hadn't just said that yeah me to Bella but it's hard to control either of you sorry we'll stop ok thank you "oh cool you have little yellow and white boxes too ^.^. "Yeah but it's hard to have secrets with them in there 😏that's what she said you did not just say that yep I did sorry oh I wish I could kill you anyway what type of personalities are your people's? "I have a childish perverted side kind of and a voice of reason the smart one kind of you?" Same no one like calls me out for it though I guess only people with them see it "cool I guess but wait did you hear what they said earlier?" Yes but I don't care say I never did catch your name? "Oh yeah sorry it's Deadpool or Wade Wilson and you are?" Dakota Dakota and Deadpool sittin in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G first comes love then comes marriage then comes Deadpool in a baby carriage I'm gonna kill you you can't kill me no matter how hard you try your stuck with me  ugh anyway why are you in a dog park? "I'm walking my dog *whistles* here boy come here mr. Snookums" oh ok "is there a chance I could get your number?" Sure 555-5432 "thanks" and what was it earlier about me being "sexy" ? "Umm...uh..nothing I said nothing hey I'll talk to you later ok?" Ok deadpool "maybe we could meet up for chimichangas one day?" I would look forward to it bye