Guidelines for the new staff at Merla Hotel

Kicked out and broke

Eli walked down the street, kicking an innocent rock in the process. She was kicked out. She lost her job. She fucking lost her job.

It was her boss's fault, really. He didn't tell her about some task which was apparently very important, and it was natural that she didn't do it. And when things went downhill, he put the entire blame on her. And now she was, kicked out, kicking a rock like how her dickhead boss kicked her out. 

She turned her phone on to check how much money she had left. Two hundred bucks. Damn it. There was no way she was going to be able to pay her rent. 

Unless... She opened ZipRecruiter and started scrolling, searching for a job to replace her old one. Before long, she found the perfect job.

The job was a concierge at some place called Merla Hotel, with a pay of-holy shit- $6000. It was more than enough to pay her rent, and she would be able to live comfortably for once. She pressed 'apply' and headed to the bar. She was going to pour herself some booze before she went home. 

That night, the acceptance e-mail was sent to Eli's phone. She jumped in joy and clicked on it, hoping for more details.

There were instructions on how to come to Merla hotel. There were a bit odd, yes, but Eli didn't give a fucks as she needed the salary. Nothing can go wrong, right?

1. Come after 10:30 p.m and before 11:32 p.m. It's fine to come a few minutes early, but there were some..unfortunate accidents that occurred to people who came after 11:32. 

2. The hotel will send a shuttle to pick you up. The environment around our hotel is quite rough, and there are high chances of getting lost. 

3. Do not try to speak with the driver. She is quite introverted. 

4. The driver wears a black uniform. If the driver is wearing a white uniform, do not take the shuttle right away. Instead, tell her that she will find a husband soon. The uniform will be back to normal. 

5. There is only one shuttle, Merla-1. If you see a Merla-4, come the next day.