SUNOO HAREM ONESHOTS

SUNHAREM ~The Sunoo Supremacy Groupchat (SSG)

[THE SUNOO SUPREMACY GROUPCHAT (SSG) - 3:07 AM]
Members: Heeseung, Jay, Jake, Sunghoon, Jungwon, Niki

Heeseung:
Okay but can we talk about Sunoo’s lips again? Like... HOW do they always look that soft?
I wanna be a lip balm in my next life.

Jay:
YOUR next life? Get in line. I already applied to be his personal blanket.
The way he cuddles it when he sleeps? Yeah, I want that.

Jake:
Guys look what a fan posted.
[attached: fancam of Sunoo smiling at a fan and doing a heart]
I watched this 32 times. I cried on the 17th.

Niki:
I saved that in my Sunoo Worship Folder.
It’s right next to “Sunoo laughing compilation” and “Sunoo biting lip — 1080p.”

Sunghoon:
Wait. Who made this edit?
[attached: aesthetic slow-mo edit of Sunoo turning his head with sparkles and the caption “THE SUN GOD”]
Because I need to thank them personally. I showed this to my mom. She agrees he’s perfect.

Jungwon:
I literally paused practice just to admire him today.
He sneezed and I almost proposed.

Heeseung:
Y’all. Imagine Sunoo in a prince outfit. Velvet, gold embroidery, crown slightly tilted.
AND THEN HE SMILES.

Jake:
He already owns our hearts. Might as well own a whole kingdom.

Jay:
Actually—hold on—
[attached: AI edit of Sunoo wearing a royal robe, crown, and holding a rose]
You’re welcome.

Niki:
Oh we’re getting delulu tonight, huh?
Okay. Imagine this: Sunoo, in a coffee shop, he calls your name, you look up, and he smiles and says, “Here’s your order, love.”
I would melt into the floor.

Sunghoon:
Delulu? This is our reality. We’re his boyfriends in all timelines except the one we’re living in.

Heeseung:
We ARE his boyfriends. He just hasn’t found out yet.

Jay:
That’s why this groupchat must never be found. If Sunoo ever sees this—

Jungwon:
We vanish. We move. We start new identities. Because the embarrassment would kill us.

Jake:
But imagine if he did find it and was like,
“Oh… so you do love me, huh?”
Then bites his lip and looks at us.
I would ascend. Instantly.

Niki:
Guys I’m crying. Look at this photo.
[attached: candid pic of Sunoo laughing with his head thrown back, eyes closed, sun shining on his face]
HOW IS HE REAL??

Sunghoon:
He’s not. He’s an angel the universe dropped accidentally and forgot to take back.

Jay:
You know what? I’m declaring it now.
Sunoo Nation. I’m the Vice President. Heeseung’s the President. The rest of y’all, pick roles.

Jungwon:
Can I be the High Priest? I want to lead the morning rituals to appreciate his smile.

Jake:
I’ll be in charge of collecting all fan edits and storing them in the sacred archive.

Heeseung:
Blessed be the cheeks.
Praised be the eyes.
Honored be the giggle.

Niki:
This GC is our temple.
Let no one outside know.
Especially… the sun himself.

[3:35 AM — A moment of silence after Niki's message]

Jay:
…do you think Sunoo knows we’re whipped?

Sunghoon:
He literally told me “you look cute when you pout” and walked away.
He knows.

Jungwon:
Then it’s over for us.
But I’ll keep worshipping.