"It has come to my attention that NONE of you have basic common sense or seem like you have a fucking pea for a brain, so I'm now adding a lock to my bathroom." Yui stated angrily while having a stern expression on her face.
(1 hour ago)
It was Saturday night and all the Sakamaki brothers were hanging out in the living room. Laito was doing a crossword puzzle, Ayato was eating some takoyaki, Kanto was being....Kanto.., Shu was napping, Reiji was reading a history book about poisons from Ancient Rome, and Subaru was talking to his mom on a phone (and not acting like a fucking wall punching vampire). Suddenly, Yui stomped out in a baby pink oversized bunny hoodie that had little red strawberries on it. Her hair was in a messy low ponytail and she had fluffy pink bunny slippers on.
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"Hey, Yours truly knows about privacy!" Ayato shouted
"Ayato, you came into the bathroom while I was taking a shit and tried to suck my blood." Yui replied.
"Can I~?" Laito asked in a perverted tone before getting shut up by Yui yelling in a enraged and annoyed tone. "No! Last time, you dumped an ice cream sundae on my head while I was in the tub. Also, WATER AND STUFF WITH DAIRY DONT MIX AND END UP TASTING SOUR!!!"
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Privacy Please!
HumorWhen Yui starts to get fed up with the Sakamaki Brothers not understanding basic logic and common sense, she has to take things into her own hands
