' Chart Searching -- Joey Beef, /p Zaria ~

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Maria giggled, "What the fuck is Jake doing on a dating website?"

"Bro isn't mentally prepared!" Zoey chuckled. "He can't even get along with Hailey without agreeing on her opinions."

"So valid." Maria nodded. She calmed down for a bit and dragged her hand on the mouse to click off Jake's profile, but then Zoey grasped ahold of her touch.

Maria muttered, "Zoey? What are you doing?"

"Don't click off." Zoey bossed, snatching her friend's hand away from the mouse. She planned, "We should match with him. I've been meaning to speak with him anyway, plus I can just simply threaten him this time, unlike what occurred 'cause of.....her"

"Woah! Where did all that come from?" Maria gasped, giving room to laugh it off. "What do you offer anyway?"

Zoey twirled her index finger around an extra piece of her locks, thinking for a couple moments, "Well, I'd start off with telling him I'd spread the whole school how he's a desperate cuck for having a dating app, then attack his other friends who possibly have the app, then we meet in person, of course, at the mall, and have a sweet chit chat with him about whatever the hell he wants."

Maria rolled her eyes, slightly irritated her friend hasn't gotten over the fact she's not responsible for Jake's actions, especially when she had redemption to leave him be. Although she found this whole thing idiotic, she hated to see Zoey infuriated. She lied, "Do it. It's an excellent scheme."

"I know, right? I'm so intelligent." Zoey began to hysterically titter, Maria quickly covered her poor ears. The cackling slowly faded.

"Should we...just...move on." Maria wondered.

"Yeah, you're right." Zoey answered, swiping right to Jake's profile


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The lead singer scrapped his journal for the past ten hours, clumps of junk scattered over his bed. He recently had an all nighter with his silly little friend, Milly Brooks. They ate some junk food, they were giggling at their broken humor, they prank called a few fast food places, and they painted some figurines whilst causing a chaotic pigsty. Milly had to leave later on, causing Jake to be all alone.

While Milly was gone, a realization hit Jake in the back of the head. He was supposed to write a song for the music club! Hailey Austin, the president of the music club, commanded him to write and dusk phrases and words to an original song. It was a basic penalty for failing a past test. Hailey doesn't like it when her friends are failing school, and with the music club signing up to more band contests, the squad needs more tracks. Milly wrote one, Zander had another, Luke made the most, Sean wrote some, but it was Jake's turn.

The peachy boy didn't want to be doing this. He felt extremely tedious attempting to express his verbs. He blankly stared at the clear white sheet of paper. He didn't bother putting a halt to his constant zoning.

All of a sudden, he went off-guard, jumpscared at the instant notification bell chiming from the laptop. He took a peek on the screen. It was a pop-up message from the dating website he signed up months ago. He raised an eyebrow, slightly curious who wanted him. He's never gotten a whisper from the dating website before, or maybe he did but forgot to check everyone out. Whatever helps him sleep.

He cleared out his bed, making room for the computer. He immediately went to open the app. What came to him was a surprised furrow. Nonetheless, he swiped right.


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He hastily typed on the keyboard, aggressively corresponding in a girl's private dm, "What the fuck do you want, Zoey? I'm not falling for your nit-witted tricks."

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