Moxxie: Oh! I do judge you sir. Quite a lot actually.
Millie: Mox! He's our boss.
Blitzø: No no no, it's fine Mills. Your husband is just- how do I say this without being offensive? Reta-
Before Blitzø could say the slur word, Azalea elbowed him in the rib. Yeah, she did not like the use of slur words.
Moxxie: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your dad single life?
Blitzø: It actually does.
Loona: The only reason you have a wife is because your easy to manage.
Millie: No he's not you b-
Azalea quickly covered her mouth.
Azalea: Mills, you do realize that word is an offensive slur to hellhounds right?
Blitzø: What Azzy said! Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive.
Loona: Yes I am!
Child: You guys are all f*cking *ssholes.
They all looked to see that the child they accidently almost killed laying on the table hooked up to a machine and looking at them with an angry look.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
(Not mine)
Blitzø: Oh shut up kid. You're lucky to witness this.
Moxxie: Ugh, this company is such a mess.
Blitzø: Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit.
Azalea: You look great, but no one was talking about that.
Blitzø: Which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling. Thank you by the way.
Child: Its been literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you f*ck sh*ts wouldn't kill me. But now I want that, I want death. You *points at Blitzø* are a selfish greedy clown. And I'm a kid, we're supposed to like clowns, even the creepy ones.
Moxxie: Hey now! That's not very-
Child: If I wanted to hear from a spineless jack*ss, i'd rip out your spine and ask you some sh*t.
Millie: That's my husband you're talking to!
Child: *laughs* That's your husband?
Both Millie and Moxxie growl at him upon hearing that.
Child: I figured you for a sl*t, but I didn't know you needed d*ck THAT bad. And you!*points at Loona*
Loona: What? What about me?
Child: Nothing. I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person. And- wait... Where'd the other one go- OW!
Azalea had snuck up behind the child and started pulling on his ear. This plus her red nails digging into his ear was very painful.
Azalea: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
The child was yelling a bunch of 'ow's and 'please stop's while the IMP members were mumbling how the kid was a piece of sh*t. Suddenly, Loona got a text message.
Loona: Oh f*ck. Guys I just got a text from our client. Guess he was the right target after all.
Blitzø: Who?
Loona: Him.
Child: Me?
Loona: Yup.
Blitzø: They wanted us to kill and actual child?
Loona: That's what they're saying.
Blitzø: Well Christ on a stick. I guess there is a god.
Blitzø pulls out his pistol and Azalea let go of the kids ear. Blitzø shot him which made his body and blood splatter on the wall. Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie were beating the body to a pulp on the ground while Azalea and Loona just sat back and watched.
Blitzø: You know folks, with this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can. Like killing people.
Blitzø and Moxxie were in hazmat suits in a workshop type of place dismembering the body.
Blitzø: So from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promised to settle your unfinished business or your money is gone and your never getting it back and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it because it's hell and no one f*cking cares.
Azalea and the IMP members were at the back of the building were the dumpster was. They all put pieces of the body into a sack. Blitzø then brought them all into a hug.
Blitzø: You know even though this kid was a target, he's still a child. It's important that we handle this going forward respectfully.
While saying that, his tail slowly wraps around them while the others smile clearly knowing what he meant.
In the human world
The child's mother was with the news to help find her child who's name turns out to be Eddie. Her eyes were red most likely from crying and was holding a drawing that said missing boy while the man who was holding the microphone to her looked very disinterested. The headline was reading 'MON SUCKS AST DRAWING OWN KID' while the bottom said 'MISSING BOY! THERE IS A MISSING BOY! YET ANOTHER MISSING KID! MISSING KID'.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
(Not mine)
Eddie's mom: Please! If anyone has seen my little Eddie, please contact us at-OH!
Before she could finish her sentence, the sack with Eddie's body parts had fallen into her arms. Both her and the news man looked up to see Azalea and the IMP members minus Loonas heads sticking out from a portal.
