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Helluva Boss Pilot

Blitzø: So, what can we do for you this time Stolas?

Stolas was sitting on his sofa in his castle with his legs crossed. He slightly tapped his fingers on the arm rest making his hand slightly glow red for a second.

Stolas: There's a political candidate causing trouble for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists.

Azalea: Doesn't it though?

Stolas: Well, yes, but, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here.

Blitzø: Okay, well, yeah, that makes sense.

Stolas: You know what happens when I'm lonely Blitzy, Azzy?

Blitzø slightly pulls the phone away from him in disgust.

Blitzø: Oh, God f*cking damnit.

Stolas: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red *BLEEP* of yours.*BLEEP* your *BLEEP* then lick all of Azzy's *BLEEP* before taking out your *BLEEP* and *BLEEP* with more teeth until your both screaming *BLEEP* like f*cking babies!

Blitzø looks visibly disturbed while Azalea sweat-dropped. Hey, she's heard worse. Blitzø looks at the contact that read 'Creepy Mouth (aka one night stand bird dick)' and hung up. He then broke the phone in half, crushed the pieces with the landline, placed them in a blender, blended them, and then handed the mix to Loona.

Blitzø: Eat this!

Loona then dumps the mix in her mouth.

Blitzø: And you know that bridge over the free way?

Loona: Yeah?

Blitzø: Sh*t off it.

Azalea gave Loona a pity-ing look before taking out her car keys.

Azalea: I'll drive.

End of flashbacks

Blitzø: Look the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family.

Azalea: And we don't get rid of family.

Loona looks at them both and smiles a little at their words.

Moxxie: We aren't a family sir! You are the boss and we are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager. She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!

Loona slowly raises her hand flipping off Moxxie while Azalea gives him a disappointed look.

Blitzø: That is offensive. Without homeless people, I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life.

Blitzø gets up close to the window slightly cracking it while watching a homeless imp with a sigh that says 'MONEE HELPS SATAN BLESS' while another imp on the phone slightly steps away from him in disgust. Blitzø gives him a mocking wave and closes the blinds.

Moxxie: While we're on the subject of "family", can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work?

Millie: C'mon sweetie, it's not that big a deal.

Moxxie: Excuse me, WHAT?!

Flashback 5

Millie and Moxxie were in their apartment cooking.

Moxxie: Honey, can you get me the butter?

Millie: Sure sweetie.

Millie opens the fridge but Blitzø's hand comes out and puts the butter on her hands.