Helluva Boss Pilot

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Loona: Oh, sit on a d*ck Moxxie.

Moxxie: You sit! Sit on... A... And the... D-do your job!*Slams fist on table*

Blitzø: Hey now we don't blame out screw ups on Loona okay? She didn't do anything wrong.

Blitzø walks up to Loona and nuzzles her cheek while she just growls at him.

Moxxie: Are you kidding me sir? She's awful.

Flashback 1

The phone rings on Loona's desk as she reads 'HELL HOUND MONTHLY' and she answers it.

Loona: Hello, IMP.

Millie: *On the phone* Loona, I got stabbed. Call Azzy or Moxxie-

Loona just hangs up.

Flashback 2

Both Azalea and Blitzø walked up to Loona with wrapped up gifts.

Blitzø: Happy adoption anniversary Loonie. We both got you a little something.

Loona: Is it a cute for syphilis?

Blitzø:... I... Oh.

Loona: Then I don't want it!

Loona takes Blitzø's gift and slams it to the ground which causes a whole bunch of spiders to come out and crawl all over her while Blitzø was outside.

Loona: Ugh!

Blitzø: I'm sorry! It was spiders!

Azalea quickly magicked all the spiders away before handing Loona her present. Loona begrudgingly takes it and opens it to find a goth choker similar to the one she was wearing and a note that said 'Cured your syphilis. Love, Azzy'.

 Love, Azzy'

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(Not mine)

Loona looked to the side to hide her blush and muttered a small 'thank you'.

Flashback 3

Loona was watching Charlie's video 'Inside every demon is a rainbow' on her desktop when Moxxie walked up to her with a paper that said ' CHUB B GONE'.

Moxxie: Uh, e-excuse me. Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?

Loona: No.

Moxxie: What- Why-Why would anyone send me this?

Loona: Come on. You know why.

Flashback 3

Loona was rummaging around the fridge.

Loona: Whoever left the f*cking... Avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it because I have the worst hangover right now.

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