Helluva Boss Pilot

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Blitzø: Alright, now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately. Yes. And it's no one's fault. Okay. I'm not naming any names here...Moxxie-

Moxxie gives him a 'WTF' look.

Blitzø: Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Millie raises her hand excitedly.

Millie: What. About. A carwash?

Azalea: Mm, I don't know mills...

Blitzø: What Azzy said. This is hell Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here. Okay? Ooh, *sparkled eyes* what about a billboard?

Azalea: Great idea sir!

Blitzø: Why thank you Azzy-

Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard sir.

Blitzø: Helpful. Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now.*Pushes Moxxie to the ground* Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

Blitzø pulls out a remote and turns on the TV to show you guys murdering people. Azalea offers a piece of popcorn to each IMP member before having some herself.

Blitzø: *sighs* those were the good times.

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full 3 hours on a channel nobody watches.

Blitzø: Uh hey excuse me. What's obnoxious about a super fun jingle alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisements spittin' bullsh*t.

All the IMP members minus Blitzø were now sitting at the table.

Azalea: You've got a good point there Boss.

Millie: People love musicals sir.

Blitzø: Exactly you two. And we're basically doing a musical. *Points at Moxxie* Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did?

Moxxie: Sir-

Blitzø: 'Cause right now, all I see is just my dads *sshole talking to me. Crushing my dreams of being who I am inside.

Azalea and Millie smirk at each other before joining in.

Azalea: *Seductive tone* Are you trying to crush his dreams Mox?

Moxxie: *Blushing* I-... What?

Millie: We thought we knew you.

Blitzø: I can't believe you Moxxie. After I made you employee of the month

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