Love You, Spaz (UNDER EDITING) (South Park) {CraigxTweek}

LOVE YOU, SPAZ (2) Craig

"Craig, you are weird." I give Token a 'no shit' look.

"I want what's mine."

"I understand that when it's to do with inanimate objects." Token says, rolling his eyes, "the new kid is an actual human being. He doesn't belong to you."

"He will soon. I can pomise that." I finish, propping my feet up on the desk in front of me.

"Craig Tucker to the principle's office please." I groan, standing up and walking very slowly to principle's office. Slowly just to annoy her and I really can't be bothered with the rest of registration. It's so boring.

School only starts to get a little fun when class starts. Pissing off the teachers is amazing.

I open the door and stride in. I smirk when I see the Tweek boy sitting in one of the leather chairs. His eyes widen when he sees me and he looks away.

"Okay Craig, I see you've finally made it to the office." Principle Victoria says, annoyance clear in her voice.

"Yep. So.. what is it?" She scoffs at my rudeness (as always) and tells me to sit.

I sink into one of the leather chairs and lean back.

"So Craig, this is Tweek."

"I know."

"Oh! So you know each other?"

"No. I just know his name." I answer, looking at the blonde. He twitches and looks at the principle. Adorable.

"Well.. you're showing him around the school. You both have the same timetable and registration, so you two should become great friends." I look at Tweek and stand up.

"Come on spaz, let's get out of here." Tweek stands up and follows behind me, fiddling with the buttons on his shirt.

I get to miss out on lessons and show a cute guy around?

Score!

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