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•Chapter 57•

"I'm tired..." I took off my wig and glasses. It was a part of my disguise. The type of nerd look. I was one sexy nerd but that I couldn't control. I had accidentally did a 24-hour shift that I didn't realize I was practically missing for a whole day. I may be grown but somehow I still have a curfew in my own house.

Once I had entered inside the house I made sure to double lock it. The world may have advanced but so has crime and robbery. I feel sorry for the sucker who tries to rob me one day. I've been itching for a fight. No literally my right arm has been itching for days and it's killing me. I wonder if that's a side effect.... Speaking of which I have been feeling more hungry than usual.

Everyone had gotten their own place after a couple of years. I live alone ....yup...this is uh the life. What more can I ask for? A kind of small apartment with crazy ass neighbors and drug dealers who run this place.... I'm not hating they are some cool ass dudes. They gave be a basket of snacks and weed the day I moved in.

Walking into my kitchen. I place a bag on top of the table. Pulling out some groceries I had gotten on the way here. Some basic stuff. Milk, eggs, bread, shit ton of snacks and a large tub of ice cream. "Mmmh...I wonder how Edd's doing... " Because Edd refuses to get a job he can't pay for an apartment. Of course I wasn't heartless. I bought him his own apartment and I've been also paying his rent. He's having a hard time and honestly I don't know how most of us are taking it so well either. I mean they all went through absolute torture...well maybe not Edd but y'know.

I know I should tell him to stop being such a huge baby and suck it up like the rest of us and get a damn job. But I figured I leave him alone to his sulking until he figured it out. I'm not his mom so-

Besides, Ringo has been keeping him company. And! Ringo is now a mom. She had four adorable kittens. So best believe he isn't lonely. He's actually always wanted to be a dad. He's been taking care of Ringo for so long he's practically a natural.

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Scrolling through social media still is the same. It's just like people got more stupid with these dumb trends. They're not even dangerous anymore. They're just borderline un entertaining... God I miss the 2000s... I miss being a teenager again. Scratch that- I miss being a kid again. The games, the movies, fashion and when the sky looked actually blue... I hate feeling depressed... That's what ice creams for!

I grab a giant spoonful of ice cream and stuff it in my face. One thing I love about ice cream... Is that it does not judge you. If anything it encourages you to keep buying more...

".... I need to get my life together... I need to feel alive again. I like my job but...." I looked down at my hands. Kind of miss the whole regeneration thing again. I still have it but it's a little bit slower. But it's mostly when I have paper cuts or just a small scrape. I'm too scared to look if anything else has changed because I'm terrified of transforming. I haven't even transformed since that one night. Which I guess is for the best. I just like to imagine that it was all in my head and I'm back to normal.

Yeah all in my head.

I stick my spoon inside the tub of ice cream again. About to bring the cold sweet goodness up to my mouth until. My hands were sharp and hairy...

It's not in my head it's not in my head it's not in my head it's not in my head!!!

...WHY A SPIDER OF ALL THINGS TORD!!??

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I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I know it's not the best but I promise it gets better. (⁠˘⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠˘⁠)

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(This one fits me perfectly...)

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