The Spaghetti Incident...?

1. Chicago out of every place...

In a calm evening of 1989

Axl: "Axl Rose! 🎤"
Slash: "Slash! 🎸"
Izzy: "Izzy! 🎸"
Duff: "Duff! 🎸"
Steven: "Steven! 🥁"

Axl: "And together we are..."

Everyone: "THE GUNS 'N' ROSES!! 🔫🌹"

...

Producer: "You're fired from the music industry."

The 5 friends fell into silence.
They had an US tour the next day, but the producer called them back at the studio after "Duff" accidentally let out his pet rock Adam out of his cage, destroying the whole city of Canada and erasing its face from the United States.

Duff: "But- but mr. producer! It wasn't me! It was Steven's brother!"

Producer: "Still. Steven's brother equals Steven. Steven equals Guns and Roses. You are all fired."

Axl gets very mad. He stands up from his chair.

Axl: "GUNS *N* ROSES!!!! ITS GUNS **N** ROSES!!!!!"

Slash: "There there Axl... it's okay dude..." said Slash as he tries to calm his raging friend.

Izzy: "...producer, at least you gotta admit our presentation was cool, come on!"

Producer: "Shut up, Stradlin. You will not tour tomorrow. Now get out before I strangle each one of you!"

All the 5 members yelled in shock and they ran away from the studio. They turn around and see the studio on fire. The producer mightve accidentally spilled some of his gasoline drink on a cigarette Steven threw on the floor.

Steven: "Well, shucks, m'ladies!"

Izzy: "We hate you, Steven."

Duff nods and Izzy shakes his head, disappointed. Meanwhile Slash was still trying to calm Axl down.

Slash: "It's gonna be okay, man. The music industry ain't gonna stop us, yeah? Just like before, we can go on making music on our ow-"

Axl: "HE SAID GUNS AND ROSES. HE SAID GUNS AND ROSES!!! THAT IS UN-UN-UNACCEPTABLE!!!"

Axl rips his leather jacket open in anger revealing tootsie rolls, fake grenade props, even more pet rocks, a water gun, and unpaid taxes and bills coming out of his pocket.

Izzy then sees something among the bills... he sees it's the contract they all signed to be able to tour around the States, still intact.

Izzy: "Uhmm... guys? You wanna might look at this........"

Steven: "what's that? I can't read"

Slash: "Oh Steven, you silly little drummer-boy! This paper means we can still go on tour, even if that producer said no!"

Axl was on the ground sobbing, but after hearing that, he looks up at Slash with bright and shiny eyes.

Axl: "Na-nahhh... y-you guys are not for real..."

Izzy: "We're for real, all right." Izzy helps Axl stand up.

Axl: "Nahh... nahh... *sniff* you guys are kidding... *sniff*"

Slash: "So tomorrow we are still going to Chicago... ugh..."

Everyone suddenly became quiet.

Duff: "I HATE Chicago..."

Steven: "Do you guys know why it's called Chicago!? It's because ch-"

Izzy interrupts Steven.

Izzy: "We should find somewhere to sleep!"

Axl: "But- but do we even have the money to?!"

Slash: "YOU do, Axl. You basically took every money we got from making music"

...

Suddenly, the boys see the Producer running away from the fire in the studio,  panting.

Producer: "*pant* *pant*... g-guns and Roses! Thank God you're here!"

The boys look at him. They look at eachother. Then they nod and they start robbing the producer.

Steven: "Free apartment!"