The Jordison House ft. Mama Manson

Joeys first Love

After being fired by his last band the Murderdolls his parents Mama Manson and Papa Steele were a bit upset by him not being in a band anymore so Joey was in his room for days at a time. Yet one day as he moved his twinky body with his gigantic parents that looked like two mountains next too small Joey Jordison he saw a advert for a band "Slipknot? Sounds cool i'll give them a call when im home." He then took a small clip of paper with a number on it. At home Joey picked up his phone and called the number. The other person on the line had a soft yet harsh voice wich Joey fell in love with the first time he heard it. Joey then said "Uhmm i saw your ad that your looking for a drummer." The other person then responded "Yeah we are if you'd like to come over like tomorrow if you have time." Joey was exicted that they could meet so quickly "Oh yeah i can come tomorrow" The person then revealed his name "Oh by the way my name is Corey." "Oh yeah im Joey" they then talked for hours about different bands. As they were talking Joey told a story about a old member they fired "Yeah this one member literally jumped in the fucking crowd like Axl Rose did in Montreal." They were both laughing and it was already 3 AM Joey then told him goodbye and that they'll see eachother tomorrow. After Joey slept alot he got up and showered and got dressed he looked really pretty beacause he put on a dress where you could see his underwear once again. He then snuck put with his drums and got all of it in the trunk of his car. Joey drove an hour to Coreys house where him and the Guitarist also known as Mick helped him with his drums. Joey was very surprised how tall Mick was he was just as tall ad his parents. Joey then started playing his drums with a lot of energy and passion wich really really impressed Corey and Mick probally too but he always had a stone face. Corey then stood up from the couch and told him "You got the job." Joey was surprised but happy at the same time. Joey fell in love when he saw Corey for the first time in person he already loved his voice but now he saw him and was madly in love. After everyone left only Joey and Corey where at the house and Corey asked him "Hey Joey i know we've only known eachother for not even a day but will you go on a date with me?" Joey blushed so hard that his face looked like the red jumpsuits they would use later. "Are you fucking joking?... Yes i'd love to go on a date with you!" He had scared Corey with that pause but he was reliefed when he said Yes. Joey told him that he had to go home now but would return the next day to go on the date. As Joey returned home Mama Manson was already waiting in the hall for him "Now where were you?" Joey looked at his Mom and said "I was at a friends" Mama Manson accepted that and let him go to his room were he went to sleep for the next day.