Helluva spark ( Helluva boss x oc)

Ghostf**kers

Blitz: Prepare to get sucked off to the astral plane BITCH!

He said putting on foot on the bed and flips the two off

Old guy: Oh my, Delores!

Alex: Stop you idiot! It's not a ghost, it's just an old couple.

The old guy got off the bed 

Old guy: Think you're pretty slick, huh? You looking for a fight? I'll give you a fight!

He said pulling his arms up ready to fight making Millie sigh

Millie: Let's leave these two-OOF!

She didn't finish as he punched her through the wall

Old man:  I fuckin' beat the Nazis, and I'll beat you too, bitch!

Alex: Oh shit he's a war Veteran!

Dolores: Get him Harold!

He swang a fist at me but i dodged and Blitz punched him in the face, throwing him to the floor. We took this chance and run out the room, grabbed Millie and ran as i heard the old lady yelling

Dolores: Get back here you red, little shit! Get back here!

I turn and see her run after us with a walking cane

Dolores: AHHHHH!

and with that the mission went down hill. For the next half hour we went room to room to find our target only to get another person after us, didn't help that Blitz was still going around sucking things with the vaccum. We went to the pool and were able to climb into the air vents, losing the mob

Blitz: Wow, nice one, Mils.

Said Blitz but she didn't say anything

Blitz: I think I found the problem though! The readings were coming from above us, so let's get up there and- oh, ass!

Millie stopped so i stopped and Blitz bumbed into me

Blitz: oh, ass!

Millie: Enough!

We both turn and glare at blitz who caught the dildo

Blitz: What?

Millie: We're done. I don't wanna play ghost hunter with you, and I-

Blitz: Uh, It's ghost-fuckers.

He went for his hat but Millie beat him to it

Millie: I wasn't done! You know, I always love to have fun with you, and I ain't said boo to you moping around like a sad sack for weeks. But we have bills to pay.

Alex: And you spent everything on stupid plates, a shit ton of owls you made us burn and this-

I grabbed the dildo from his hands

Alex: Ghost hunting gear which is nothing more than a vaccum and a god damn DILDO!!!

I said crushing it with my hand. Millie shoves the hat back in his hands

Millie: You can go be pathetic and play sex ghosts, if that's what you need to do, but we gotta get this job done!

Me and Millie went to the left way of the vent as we heard Blitz yell

Blitz: Fine! Who needs you two anyway!? Bethany Ghost-Fucker works ALONE!

Was all we heard as he went the other way. We get out of the air vent and starting looking around for the killer as Millie sighed again

Millie: This thing is a total mess.

Alex: Yeah. And Blitz being a dick isn't helping either.

Millie: He just needs to get back to reality and he'll be back to normal.