Helluva spark ( Helluva boss x oc)

Ghostf**kers

He said giving the guy a card he made up which the guy took

Receptionist:  Christ, you Hollywood assholes are pushy little pricks. I can't just give you keys to every ba-

He stopped as he seemed to have taken the trick

Receptionist: Well snap me in half! You're Bethany Ghost-Fucker from that one show...

Blitz: It's called Ghost Fuckers, idiot.

Receptionist: No, but you're getting close. Anyway, I am glad to see you folks. We've been having more...disturbances than usual lately.

Blitz: What kind? Se- sexy disturbances?

Receptionist: The kind that are killing my guests!

He said slamming three picture in front of the desk. One was levitating, another was missing his lower half, and the last one must be our client since her head was cut off

Alex: I'm not sure if it's a ghost mister...

Ronaldo: my names Ronaldo.

Alex: Mister Ronaldo, but we'll take care of your problem.

Blitz: Uh yeah, except ghosts are real, partner.

Millie cut in getting pissed off

Millie: They're a conspiracy, Bethany.

Blitz: Uh, then what do I plan on fucking tonight, camera man?

Suddenly the lights started to act crazy before suddenly stopping

Blitz: Ah! Where's my lube?

Ronaldo: Look, real or not, this shit needs to stop.

Blitz: Uh, then we'll need those keys, cocksucker. Every last one of them, keys and condoms, hand 'em over.

Ronaldo pulls his keys and some condoms out of his pocket and gives them to Blitz

Ronaldo: Oh, I just can't tell you how glad I'll be to be rid of them. Just do me a flavor and clean up any fluids left behind. They already killed my last cleaning lady, now I'm stuck with this.

He said gesturing to something from over the desk. We look over and see what looked igor but as bellhop

A/M/B: Eugh...

Igor: Buh- buh- bitch- bitch!

Ronaldo: Poor thing can't even blink.

Blitz: No promises! Heh. Come along Alex and Mil...ton.

We follow Blitz as he kept on his ghost fucking dream

Millie: Blitz, we have a job to do. Someone killed that lady and it wasn't no phantom, so we should be tracking-

Blitz: Woah! Mils, just 'cause you're a hick does not mean you can drop that f-bomb all willy nilly. They hate that word.

Millie: I- what? What "F"?

Blitz put a finger over her mouth

Blitz: Sh-shh- sh, shut your bigot mouth, I'm gettin' a reading.

He walked over to a door and pulled out the key but Millie got in front of him before he could open it

Millie: Hold on, there might be someone in there!

Blitz: Yeah you bet your ass there's someone in there! A ghost, about to get a mouthful of si... si... I don't know, SOMETHING SEXUAL!

He said as he kicked the door open

Blitz: LOOK ALIVE YOU UNDEAD COCK SLEEVE!

He said using the vaccum on the bed which sucked the blanket off of an elderly couple