He hit the gas pedal and drives through the portal... and slams right into a gravestone
Blitz: We're here.
He said weakly. We get out of the van and look around
Blitz: Huh, interesting. Aren't we supposed to be at a haunted hotel?
Alex: You mean that one?
I said pointing behind him at a run down looking Hotel called One Star Wonder
Blitz: Oh-ho, yeah, this place is gonna be ripe with fuckable spirits.
He run to the Van and started looking through the staff in the box we brought
Blitz: I gotta get a reading.
Alex: Blitz, i know you're stupid. But you're not stupid enough to actualy think ghosts are real right?
Blitz: But they are.
Millie: Oh my fucking Satan.
Said Millie as she facepalmed. Blitz put on what looked like a vaccum cleaner and a dildo
Millie: What is that?
Blitz: You like it? It's Bethany Ghost-Fucker's Ghost Sucker 9000. Sure to get you a ghost after a ghost gets you...off. Only set me back a couple thousand!
Alex: HOW MUCH?!
Millie: You haven't paid me in a month.
Millie threw a bone at Blitz which he sucked with the vaccum
Blitz: Uh oh! Looks like it sucked all the fun outta you. Now you two hurry up and put this on, those ghosts aren't gonna fuck themselves.
He said giving us costumes to wear before walking off. Millie took a deep breath
Millie: He needs this. He needs this. He needs this.
Alex: I'm not wearing this.
I said burning the costume Blitz gave me and put on my mask. Millie put on her costume and Blitz came back wearing a cosplay of the chick in TV
Blitz: Alex why aren't you in costume?
Alex: Because i look like a real ghost hunter with my casual suit.
Blitz: ... Fair enough.
We walk into the Hotel and Blitz started "detecting' ghost until he got to the front desk and saw the receptionist
Receptionist:Welcome to the One Star Wonder, where it's a wonder we still have that star. How may I help you today?
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Blitz talked to him with his best impresion of the chick
Blitz: We're filming a very special episode of my hit show and we're gonna need access to every room in this dump.
